~cries~
TTwTT Whaaa~ Sharon's asleep. I need to stay up as late as I can. At least until 6:00 PM, but I'm shooting for 10:00 PM.
Kyyyaaaaahhhhh! ~HEAD/DESK * REPEAT *~
meeeehhh. Ploop. Kem. Rawm. I know! I'll write a KKMaou Fanfic! Kyaah! Wolfram♥
RATED> M (for crack) XXD (Yes, Sharon has corrupted me ^^ wink
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Gun Gun and Gwendel have made a bet. They both took hold of two forests. And began the competition. Whoever can eat more people, will get to be seme for a year!
A hot summer night, two young boys has lost their way in the forest of Dew and Dream. , more commonly known as, the Young Eater's Keep.
"Wolfram! Were so far away from Blood Pledge Castle. (TTwTT) and it's getting late, and I'm getting hungry!" The slender young Maou jumped as he heard, what he thought to be a wolf's howl. "Ehhhh! No Way! Theres even Wolves in this forest!" (ToT) The other boy just sighed, it might have been the maou's imagination, but... he seemed, worried.
"Idiot." he sighed, keeping his gaze on the moon, threw many tree's green leaves. "That was only the harmless mating call of a bear bat. Humph. Wimp." He smirked a little, but he seemed only half there.
"Hey... DON'T CALL ME A WIMP! YAAHHG!" The Maou yelped as he tripped over a moss covered tree root.
"Yuuri!?" The blond hurried to his maou. "WHATS WRONG?!"
"itai. Itai. ITAI!" Yuuri held his head. "I-- I hit my head!" He tired to get up, but the young blond stopped him. "Nee, Wolfram... Since when... Sine WHEN have there been three of you!?"
"Just as I though. Are you dizzy? at all?" He looked so concerned, you'd almost think he was speaking to a child.
"well... yeah, a little. How did ya know?" He looked confused. "and why does my hair feel... sticky?" His face turned pale. "b-b-bbbb-BLOOD!?"
At first Wolfram looked worried. Then annoyed. "YUURI! CLAM DOWN!" He scoffed. Annoyed him self for responding in such a way. Like he actually loved him. "It's just water. Well, Dew. This forest is pretty famous for having a near constant layer of dew on it at all times. Some say it's an illusion. If it is, I'd have to day it's a pretty damn good one."
Yuuri calmed down, and turned to wolfram. "um... so... Why exactly did this guy start... well... eating kids?" Yuuri flinched at the thought. virgin XD
"well. I must agree. It is disgraceful. Really. Disgraceful."
"more like disturbing." Yuuri shivered. Poor Kids. Taken so early. (TTwTT)
Wolfram looked at the moon again. "I... I just wish it didn't have to be... my own brother."
Yuuri shot-up. "What did you say?" He stared into his eyes. "Y-You mean the child eater... is one of your brothers?"
"yes..." He frowned. Gwendel... "It's... Gwendel." He looked down at his fist. "He almost had me."
Yuuri gazed at Wolfram's clenched fist. It held some some ripped green clothing. "I... I see." Yuuri scotched near Wolfram, and embraced him.
Wolfram's eyes burst open. Yuuri... "Yuuri!" He relaxed his hold on the cloth and embraced him back. His thought burned, and his eyes stung. It took all he had to not cry.
Just then, they heard footsteps approaching. Both of the young boys looked-up.
"Gwen... Gwendel?" The maou voiced, shakily.
"... Yes." He grinned. "So nice of you young boys to come so willingly. "(X3)
He lifted his arm in the air, and grabbed a crescent scythe from the air. Time to sleep. He swung his weapon just above their head, making them go into a deep slumber, in each other's arms.
"heh. Too easy. I bet my b***h Gunter would be jealous. I get to eat the maou. AND my little brother. (>3 Ku Ku Fu Ku! >3) <insert evil laugh here.>
And so, Gwendel "ate" the maou, and Wolfram.
As for Gunter (AKA- Gwendel's b***h! XD AKA- Gun Gun) He didn't get to eat as many. ~sigh~ and... not the maou. (he lost that bet XD) For he was so uke, he was the one who kept getting topped by his victims.
~THE END~ (really?)
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And now I'm boarded, again. I hope you got your overdose of crack! ♪
TTwTT ~is winy/cranky/unreasonable when is lacking sleep~
RAWR!!! I missis my KKMaou BoxSet! I hope Ashely is treating it with care right now! ♥
I miss it soooo ♫ I think I'll just watch some thing or other. XXX...XXX
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I GOT A (free) KUNFFLE! =D
