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i like scythes. scythes are cool. it is my dream to own a scythe. my favorite mythological charecter, the grim reaper, carries a scythe. but alas, they are expensive... too bad. guess i got to raise a lot of money now. Now the usual gibberish and a story to boot.


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The true story of why itachi killed his clan
Apparently one day Itachi was singing and dancing to an old rock and roll song until suddenly he saw sasuke.

Itachi: Sasuke?! what are you doing over there?

Sasuke: nothing...

Itachi: is that my webcam?!
(sasuke looks at the webcam hes holding)

Sasuke:noooooo.......Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!
(sasuke flees)

Itachi: get back here foolish brother!!!!!!!!!

Upstairs, Sasuke was on the computer.

Sasuke: ok, click and send.

Itachi: there you are, little brother. what did you do?! who told you to do it?!

Sasuke: Shisui-san told me to vidio tape you dancing to old hippie music! He promised me candy!!!

Itachi: that was a lie and you believed him!!! That Shisui...he was my best friend...
(sharingan eyes glowing ominously)

Itachi: but now he will pay...

Sasuke: Shisui also said that he would show it to the whole family too!

Itachi: the whole clan is gonna know about the video? Not for long...
On the night Itachi murdered his family...

Sasuke: Itachi? why did you do this?!

Itachi: i'll tell you why. it was to stop the whole family from seeeing that video... and because they were weak, that too.

Sasuke: you idiot! When shisui said he was going to show it to everybody he meant putting it on youtube!!!!

Itachi:what? the whole world is gonna know about the video?!?!??!

Meanwhile in the Akatsuki lair:
Akatsuki leader: Mwahahaha... theres know way im gonna let this guy join my organization!

Mean while at orochimaru's place...
Orochimaru: AAAH! he's so cute i want him to be my next body!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At kakashi's place...
Kakashi: ugh, that it i'm reading books instead.

Itachi:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! the humiliation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what do i do now?! I know! I'll leave this damned village and clear my name! sayonara, Sasuke!!!!!

Sasuke: Itachi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Many years later, when itachi joins the Akatsuki.
Itachi sad thoughts)its been years since that video was made. it must buried deep within you tube now. yes thats right, no one will remember me...

Kisame: from now on we'll be partners in this organization. now then, what is your name?

Itachi:Uchiha Itachi...

Kisame: Uchiha Itachi?! you mean the guy who dances like tom cruise on youtube?! Ahahahahahaha! it was so funny!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Itachi: O.O

P.S: to all of thos itachi fans out there this is only a joke i have nothing against Itachi, the Naruto series or Tom cruise... well maybe Tom cruise.