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Hobbits thoughts...... Well just quotes and jokes that i like...nothig much...


Manga Hobbit
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THINGS TO PONDER
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

What is the definition of "is"?

Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?

Why do they call a pear a pear if there is only one?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

If blind people wear sunglasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?

If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest have to drown too?

Why do you often see a shoe lying on the side of the street?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in a fish market?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it? rofl

Is the grass really greener on the other side?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2? (because it's the hardness of the pencil)

How can there be multiple Final Fantasies?

What do little birdies see if they get knocked unconscious?

Why do they say new and improved? It can't be new if it was improved can it?

If something was miss-spelled in a dictionary how would we know?

Why aren't there seat belts in buses and taxicabs?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?





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xiRavenx
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comment Commented on: Thu Jan 31, 2008 @ 08:45pm
3nodding


comment Commented on: Fri May 16, 2008 @ 07:34pm
dude those are my lifelong questions scream i must solve them



His Royal Vinny
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Peace7hope7love
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comment Commented on: Sun Apr 05, 2009 @ 10:19pm
That's hilarious!! rofl rofl rofl


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