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pick up lines...the HORROR
Okie dokie, I got the quote 'fabulous' unquote idea to post TERRIBLE pick up lines. (i have yet to see ANY good ones) Pm me ones that u've heard or even said to someone *that'd be a wee bit embarrasing* but i love you all so i'll post it on here ninja sometimes remaining anonomys *which i have no idea how to spell blaugh * guys, these really ARE NOT ways to impress us >_>...they usually scare me and i run away and keep running until i hit something solid sweatdrop haha...silly boys; some can be so clueless heart anyway...REEL THE TERROR eek
#1... your like a highway I wanna ride you all night long
#2... your cake I'm sugar I'm in you
#3... so did it hurt when you fell from heaven
#4... man! you must be tired from running through my mind all day long
#5... hey did I see you on that new show called who's gonna be my new girlfriend
#6... I got my library card and I ready to check you out
#7... You can park in my restricted area
#8... If you were a laser beam I'd set you to stunning
#9... I need a road map cause I got lost in your eyes
#10... If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
#11... Is that the sun coming up.... or is that just you lighting up my world
#12... Hi, do you have a boy friend? (if no) Are you taking applications?
#13... Hey, how's it going? You see that guy over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute
#14... You're so hot you make the windows fog
#15... As you're going out of a public building with an "exit" sign above it say: there is the exit would you want to go out with me
#16... Hey if I kissed you would I get slapped (me: YES!)
#17... I noticed that you noticed me and I thought I'd notify you that I noticed you
#18... POOOOF!!!! I'm here, where are your other two wishes??
#19... Do you know karate? Cause your body is kickin'! (given by Blazing Polaris)
#20... You would look great in my car (given to me by my mom n_n)
#21... Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you
#22... I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels
#23... I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
#24... I lost my number, can I have yours
#25... I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did
#26... If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called McGorgeous
(me:...so you're comparing me to a fast food restaurant stare ..?)
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