• One Time In My Sophmore year i was sitting with my best friend and his girlfriend. We were telling jokes to eachother about michael jackson. Aparrently this girl had an eating disorder....that was the bad part. she first looks at me for 3 seconds...then blehh!! she throws up on me. Honestly you could see what she had for breakfast that morning yuck! After that the nurse called my mom and she brought me new pairs of shorts....the were really short!......after that as i was walking to class this kid dumps a whole bottle of water on me and from taht day on i was known as the kid who got threw up on, booty short boy and the guy who wet his pants.....but eventually it went away now im the senior football team captain. and captain of the math league