• It's my worst high school MEMORY because I'm still in high school, and it can't really be considered a flashback yet. It's just a not-so-distant memory. 3nodding

    And first just let me say, I'm a total klutz. Yes, I admit it. 4laugh
    Well, here goes...

    At lunch one day I was eating a barbecue-pork sandwich thing (I can't really tell you exactly what it was, since all of the school lunches at our school are mysterious and unidentifiable xp ), when all of a sudden, I drop a huge splat of barbecue sauce on my white tee shirt. Now, you're probably thinking "That's a pretty lame worst moment", but wait, there's more! The worst is still yet to come. rolleyes
    So, after I get over the fact that i ruined my shirt, that I couldn't get the stain out, and had only made it worse by trying to do so, I started getting involved in a lunchtime conversation about something or other, and I open my new bottle of Gatorade (the fat 20 oz bottle with the ridges) and took a sip. While listening to the conversation, I absentmindedly played with my bottle cap and didn't put it back on. After a minute or two, I go to take another drink of my Gatorade. But instead of grabbing it and picking it straight up, I grabbed it as I slid it off the table. The grab part didn't come quick enough.
    I end up sliding it off the table, it spills ALL over the lap of my jeans, and when the now nearly EMPTY bottle it hits the ground, it splashes the legs of all of my friends as well. I screamed when it happened too, so to add to that, all of the tables in a 2- table radius of ours looked over to see what had happened.
    All of my friends were a little mad about it, evil since most got their pants/shoes a little wet. But that was nothing compared to me.
    So now, I had to walk around for the rest of the school day, not only with a huge dark barbecue stain on my shirt, but a wet mark all over the front of my jeans to make it look like I wet myself. redface

    Good times, good times...
    Now, please excuse me while I repress that. sweatdrop