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    Tobi sat on the couch in the living room.He was watching something called Grey's Anatomy.He kept hiding under the cushions though.Hidan told him it was a scary endless movie about aliens.Tobi believed-not a shock.

    Pain and Konan went out some where so it was just him,Deidara,Hidan, Kakuzu,Sasori,Itachi,Kisame,and Zetsu.At least that's what they thought.

    "Get back here you,you.......Darn it!!There's no word for what you are!!!"It sounded like a Kakuzu with a girl voice.

    Tobi ignored it.Then a girl who looked like a girl version of Hidan came running in.She had a sword like Hidan's.She ran like Hidan.She had a bag that said 'Kakuzu's Money' on it.But it wasn't Hidan.At least not the one he knew.It was a girl.

    "You'll never take to alive!!!"she said,"Which means you'll never catch because I can't die!!"

    Then right behind her cam running in was a another girl.She had stitches just like Kakuzu.But she wasn't Kakuzu.What was going on here!?

    "Maybe if Tobi stays quiet they won't notice me."Tobi said to himself.

    The girl with the sword stopped and looked at Tobi.

    "Get out of our house!!!!"She shouted.

    "They can smell fear!!"Tobi said.

    Then Deidara came and sat on the couch by Tobi not even looking at the girls. Tobi was confused.

    "Sempai!"Tobi said,"There are some strange girls in the house!"

    Deidara then looked at Tobi.Then his mouth became an O.He then pointed his finger right towards Tobi.

    "Oh my gosh!!"his voice sounded so girlish now,"He took Tobi's mask!PERVERT!!!!!"

    "Pervert?"Tobi asked.

    Then a girl with black hair came skipping in.She was turned around so Tobi couldn't see her face.Then she turned around and she had the exact same mask as Tobi had on.

    "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Tobi and the girl shouted.

    Then all of a sudden Hidan,Kakuzu,another Deidara,Kisame,and Zetsu came running in.They then saw the girls.Then right behind them came a girl Zetsu and a girl Kisame.

    "What!?"Who eek ...what sad ...TOBI!!!! evil "Deidara shouted on the last word with his finger pointing at Tobi angrilly,"What did you do?!"

    "It wasn't my fault this time."Tobi admitted,"Sempai!"

    Then the girl Tobi looked at the girlish Deidara.She then hugged the blonde girl.

    "Sempai!"She screamed.

    "Get off of me."She said.

    "I see what's happening."said both of the Zetsus.

    Before he could say anything they heard Itachi in his room.

    "This is a weird mirror."

    They all ran to Itachi's room.They saw Itachi standing infront of the girl Itachi. They were doing the same thing.Probally thinking the other one was their reflection.Then they slapped each other.

    "Owww!"they both shouted.

    "What is going on here!?"the Hidans yelled.

    "I beleive our deminsions have collided."Zetsu said.

    "What?"Everyone said.

    "These girls are us from other deminsions."said Zetsu.

    "I-I was thinking the s-same."said Zestu(Femi).

    "This is impossible."Itachi said.

    "I agree with you for once."said Kakuzu.

    "No,"Itachi said,"My butt would not be that big if I were a girl."

    The girls gasped.Itachi(Femi) was ticked off now.

    "At least my nose is not big."She said.

    "Oh no you didin't!"Itachi shouted.

    So the two Itachis began to argue and insult each other.The Kisames were watching the argument unfold.Then all of a sudden Kisame turned to his female self.

    "I bet my Itachi would win."he said.

    "No way!"Kisame(Femi) said.

    So the Kisames began to argue about which Itachi was better.

    "Oh,"the Deidaras suddenly said,"Where's Sasori Dana!?"

    then they heard ssnoring in the living room.The Deidaras ran to the living room with the Tobis right behind them.They saw on the couch the Sasoris were asleep.The Deidaras sighed in happiness then staered at each other angrilly.

    "Us girls are better."said Deidara(Femi).

    "No way!"Deidara shouted.

    So then the two Deidara's began to fight.The Tobis were looking back and forth.

    "Which ones my Sempai?"they asked in unision.

    Meanwhile the Kakuzu's weren't and probally never will get along.Kakuzu(Femi) found a penny and Kakuzu said it was his but she still didn't hand it over.

    "It's mine!!!!"he shouted.

    "Never!!!!"she shouted holding him back.

    "This is annoying."Hidan said.

    "I know.Who wants to watch these cheap idiots fight over a penny?"Hidan(Femi) asked.

    "Want to raid the Kakuzu's room for money?"Hidan suddenly asked.

    "I'm beginning to like you."Hidan(Femi)said as they started to sneak away.

    The Zestus were getting along in the indoor garden.Their light sides kept pointing out and naming flowers.The dark sides were making fun of the bugs.

    Meanwhile the Sasoris woke up,irritated.

    "What are you idiots doing?"Sasori (Femi)asked.

    "Really guys."Sasori said,"Do you have to be loud all the time?"

    "We have to get going home."Sasori(Femi)suddenly said.

    So all the girls went to the door.They said bye to their boyselves and left in a white light and vanished.

    "Well that was a crazy day."Deidara said.

    "Tobi still doesn't get it."Tobi said.

    Then Konan and Pain came home.They looked around at their living room. Suddenly they realized there were kunais,shuriken,holes,explosoin spots,and etc. all over the placefrom the arguments.They looked at the angry leader.

    "What happened to my base!?!?!?!?!"