• Naruto: "RASENGAN!, wait... what? He dissapeared?! What the heck's goin' on around here Shikamaru?!"

    Shikamaru: "You IDIOT! Don't you see, that was GENJUTSU! You just wasted a bunch of your chakra!"

    Naruto: "HEY! Don't you yell at me, we're versing the Strongest member of the Uchiha clan!"

    CharacterX: "Perhaps we'll meet again... until then... FEAR ME!"

    Naruto: "Woah. That was creepy. Hey, Shikamaru do you think-, hey! He DITCHED me. Man, he really knows how piss somebody off!

    (Naruto Sprints back to the village in search of Shikamaru.)

    Tsunade: "Wait a minute, you're telling me you came in contact with the Greatest member of the Uchiha Clan!"

    Shikamaru: "Yeah, and he used one heck of a of a Jutsu List ."

    Tsunade: "Shizune, find me that 'Missing-Nin Book'..."

    Shizune: "Yes Milady."

    Tsunade: "We're gonna have a long night."

    (The next day has come, & The 5th Hokage has who Naruto & Shikamaru had come in contact with Kakashi.)

    Tsunade: "Kakashi, find Naruto & Shikamaru... I need to see them for a minute."

    Kakashi: "Roger."

    (Kakashi catchs up with Naruto & Shikamaru and reports them to Lady Tsunade's office.)

    Tsunade: "O.K., I did a little research with the Missing-Nin Book, and guess what."

    Naruto: "What'd you find out... come on Grandma', spil it."

    Tsunade: "The person you came in battle with was a person called 'Madara Uchiha'!"

    Shikamaru: "No wonder why he used such advanced Jutsu.

    Tsunade: "Shikamaru."

    Shikamaru: "Yeah, what."

    Tsunade: "What was the name of his Jutsu he used last."

    Naruto: "Ooh, ooh, I know, it was something like 'Soul Switch Spiritual Thingy Crap........ and then it was-."

    Shikamaru: Sigh. "First of all it was called 'Dimensional Spiritual Sealing'."

    Tsunade: "But he didn't catch you in it, did he?

    Shikamaru&Naruto: "No."

    Tsunade: "Good then, be gone!"

    Tsunade: "Oh , and Naruto."

    Naruto: "What."

    Tsunade: "If you ever call me Grandma' again, I'll knock you 6000 m. FROM the Hidden Leaf Village."

    Naruto: "Hehe..., I'll be on my way now see ya (Grandma')."

    Tsunade: "NARUTOOOOOOO!!"

    Naruto: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

    Shikamaru: "All right, see ya."

    (Naruto & Shikamaru go thier seperate ways.)

    Naruto: "Oh man, it's 10:00 o'clock at night, I think I'm gonna go to sleep."

    (Naruto goes to sleep & wakes-up the next day.)

    Naruto: "Wow, what a dream, I wonder what the guy in the BLACK HAIR mean-t, what the heck am I doing in the Forest of Death?"

    Sasuke: "So you Finally woke up, huh, Naruto."

    Naruto: "AHHHHHH!! SASUKE!! What the F-..."

    Sasuke: "Hey, hey, no need to be so bloodthirsty, like that freakish bum, Gaara!"

    Naruto: "Hey! SHUT UP!"

    Sasuke: "And why should I?!"

    Naruto: "Because, now he's HOKAGE of his WHOLE Country! That's WHY!!"

    Sasuke: "WHAT!!" groan. "Anyway! I hear you and Shikamaru went to battle with HIM!!"

    Naruto: "Who's HIM."

    Sasuke: "The man known as 'Madara Uchiha'!"

    Naruto: "Ooh yeah, HIM! Yup, you got it!"

    Sasuke: "It's TRUE?! Wait a minute, what was the color of his hair?"

    Naruto: "I don't really know. He was in this Hologram form."

    Sasuke: "Hmmm. Interesting. What was the name of the Jutsu he used 'LAST'?"

    Naruto: "It was called Spiritual-...."

    Shikamaru: "WAAAAIT, NARUTO, STOOOOP!" ugh. "That's it! 'Shadow Posession Jutsu'!"

    Shikamaru: "YES! Gottya, stupid Sasuke."

    Sasuke: " WHAT!"

    Shikamaru: "Naruto, do NOT tell Sasuke the end of the Jutsu, he's planning on killing you with it!"

    Naruto: "Well, how is he gonna know how to do it when he can't copy it with his 'Sharingan'!"

    Shikamaru: "Well haven't you noticed why he had his 'Sharingan' ON when he was talking to you?"

    Naruto: "No, why"

    Shikamaru: "Because he CAN copy it." He developed his 'Sharingan' to when he's ABLE to copy a Jutsu just by hearing the 'words'!"

    Naruto: "Sasuke."

    (Sasuke escapes from Shikamaru's 'Shadow Posession Jutsu'.)

    Shikamaru: "Wow, that was a close call."

    Naruto: "Yeah, we should report this to the Hokage."

    Shikamaru: "Hehehe. She already knows. Hehe."

    Naruto: "WHAT, how?"

    Shikamaru: "If you wonna become 'Hokage' someday, you have to have the ability to sense things from a distance."

    Shikamaru: "You also have to be able to comprehend each persons feeling of the type of sense."

    Naruto: "WOW." "So cool."

    (Naruto and Shikamaru go to the 'Hokage's Building'.)

    Naruto: "What the! What happenned?!"

    Naruto: "The frikkin' thing's a mess!!!"

    Shikamaru: "Ugh. Just as I thought, I can't even-, huh? What's this?"

    Naruto: "Well, to me it just looks like an ordinary note, but hey that's jus-"

    Shikamaru: "Oh shutup you numbnut. I KNOW exactly what it is. I just need to know why it's here. It says something."


    "誰がこのメモを発見、この言う：
    必要に応じて再度、韓国側への報告を参照するには、あなたの最愛の英雄の死の森西部、すぐ！ "
    ("Whoever found this note, we say this: If you wish to see your beloved Hokage again, go to the South-western part of the Forest of Death, NOW!!!" wink

    Shikamaru: "Hmmmmm. For some reaseon, the words 'South-western part' don't make any sense."

    Naruto: "I don't even think there is a 'South-western part' of The Forest of Death."

    Shikamaru:"That's it Naruto. There is no "South-western part",you finally figured something out with your head instead of your muscles!!!"

    Naruto: "Hey, I guess I did, thanks Shika'. HEY!!! I'm not THAT much of an idiot ya know!!! I think ya oughtta have more confidence in me when it comes to thinking. 'Cause if I were dumb, I wouldn't even be here, as a Genin Ninja, going on Chuunin Ninja!!!

    Shikamaru: "I guess you're right. Hey, since you're sooooo smart, why don't you break that Genjutsu that's been lurking around here for the past 30 minutes."

    Naruto: "Okay... wait, HUH?!?! There was GENJUTSU?!

    Shikamaru: "Wait a minute, you didn't notice? I thought you were 'smart'.

    Naruto: "Hahaha, very funny Shika', but I'm not THAT much of a trained Ninja."

    Shikamaru: "Oh please, stop with the baby excuses. Even an Academy Student like Konohamaru and his friends could figure that out, or is it because you were so distracted by so many other things, you couldn't (can't) notice the Genjutsu that's been lurking around here."

    Naruto: "Uh, YEAH, yeah, tha's it.

    Shikamaru: "Well, whatever the excuse is, ignore it 'cause we need to find Sensei Anko.

    Naruto: "Oh yeah, you mean that freaky lady that was the proctor for the Forest of Death Exam."

    Shikamaru: "She's also the one who knows The Forest of Death like the back of her hand, besides Orochimaru and the Hokages."

    (Shikamaru gets out his Wireless Ear-piece Communicator, and asks Kakashi to locate Senei Anko for them. But first, he had to break the Genjutsu."

    Kakashi: "You got it Shikamaru. Oh, and since you're a Chuunin, from now on you can just call me 'Kakashi'.

    Shikamaru: "Well that's a relief, atleast I don't have to keep calling you two things."

    Kakashi: "Kakashi out"

    (Kakashi goes out on the search for Anko... but suddennly, he runs in to somebody.)

    Kakashi FIGHT SCENE!!!

    vs. Kabuto





    Kakashi uses "Sharingan",but then Kabuto teleports and tries to get Kakashi with
    "Chakra Scalpel". Kakashi sees it coming with his "Sharingan" and he evades it and does it back to him. Kabuto dodges it and stabs Kakashi with a kunai, but kabuto actually stabbed a clone. But Kabuto doesn't realize in time, then Kakashi strikes Kabuto with "Lightning Blade"on the back. Kabuto does a double-backflip and dissappears. But the fight isn't over yet... Kakashi summons his ninja hounds to sniff out Kabuto and bring him back to him. Kabuto does "Dead Soul Jutsu which allows him to bring back to life as many people he's killed in his life time. Kabuto summons 1,000 Dead People to attack Kakashi, Kakashi is about to do a very dangerous Jutsu. "Mangekyo Sharingan! Demensional Inniahlation!" Kakashi sends all of the summoned souls to another demension, but Kabuto was ready for it. This time, Kabuto really does hit Kakashi with "Chakra Scalpel... directly on the face!!! All of Kakashi 5 senses are out of control! Kakashi tries to get himself together, but Kabuto just keeps on delivering vicious barrages of "Chakra Scalpels". And Finally, Kabuto tries to disect Kakashi's left eye... his "Sharingan Eye"!!! Kakashi can only do so much, Kakashi and Kabuto's eyes meet... this is Kakashi last chance! With all the will the blood pumping through his veins, he enables his "Sharingan" and traps Kabuto in the world of "Tsukuyomi"! For 72 hours straight, Kakashi tortures Kabuto with Kabuto's own Jutsu against him... "Dead Soul Jutsu"! Kabuto's completely finished, but unfortunately he uses "Regenerative Healing Jutsu" to heal himself. Kabuto teleports away, saying the words "revenge can KILL!" Kakashi was wondering about what he ment but...

    (Kakashi is still on the chase after Anko, but Kakashi feels a strange vibe in his eye.)

    Anko: "Sometimes, I wish I was never born, ya know what I mean Princess."

    Tsunade: "No... no I don't... and I suggest you change the way you talk to me."

    Anko: "Ahhhhh stick a sock in it, you worry too much."

    Tsunade: "Hoho, I only agree with you on that one because I'm worried for your safety."

    Anko: "Safety... SAFETY?!?!?!

    Tsunade: "Yes, I'm giving you 40 seconds to leave Konoha. If your not gone by then, I'll send out ANBU to track you down. Starting now!"

    FIGHT SCENE!!!
    Tsunade
    vs. Anko


    Tsunade stares at Anko, Anko stares back. A few minutes later Tsunade wins the stare-down.

    Anko: "Alright, alright, I'll talk to you with more respect."

    Tsunade: "For some reason I get the feeling that that's a lie!"

    Anko: "How come, is because I'm so snake-like?"

    Tsunade: "Get out. Get out NOW!"

    Anko: "Fine."

    (BOOM!)

    Anko: "What the hell was that?!"

    Tsunade: "I don't know, lets look out side."

    Tsunade: "It's SASUKE!"

    FIGHT SCENE!!!

    Sasuke
    vs. Naruto
    Sasuke activates his "Sharingan" and performs "Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu". Naruto evades it and activates the 1st tail of the "Nine-Tails Cloak" and starts at Sasuke with rampaging fury. Sasuke was not ready for this, but then... he takes out his sword, and...(to be continued)