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Part Two. Maryland - Ohio.
Remember, some are applied to the whole state,
while others are only applied to a certain city within that state.
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Maryland:
1. Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
2. It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Massachusetts:
1. At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
2. All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
3. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
4. Tomatoes may not be used in the production of clam chowder.
5. Bullets may not be used as currency.
Michigan:
1. It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
2. It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
3. It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
4. All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
Minnesota:
1. Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
2. Red cars may not drive down Lake Street.
Mississippi:
1. It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
2. If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.
3. It is unlawful to shave in the center of main street.
Missouri:
1. Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
2. Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
3. It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
4. It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
5. A milk man may not run while on duty.
Montana:
1. Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated.
2. It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler.
3. The game of "folf" may not be played at night.
Nebraska:
1. If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
2. It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
3. Doughnut holes may not be sold.
4. Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
Nevada:
1. It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
New Hampshire:
1. You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
New Jersey:
1. It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
2. It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
3. You may not slurp your soup.
New Mexico:
1. Idiots may not vote.
2. It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
3. You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.
New York:
1. The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
2. Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
3. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
4. Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 pm.
North Carolina:
1. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
2. It's against the law to sing off key.
3. If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
4. All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.
5. Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
6. Cars may not be driven on sidewalks.
North Dakota:
1. It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio:
1. It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
2. It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
3. If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
4. Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
5. It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
6. A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
 Ophrysia · Sat Apr 21, 2007 @ 01:35am · 0 Comments |
