A FLY IS FLYING SIX INCHES ABOVE THE RIVER.
A FISH IN THE WATER THINKS "IF THAT FLY DROPS SIX INCHES I CAN CATCH IT AND EAT IT."
A BEAR IS STANDING BY THE BANK OF THE RIVER AND THINKS, "IF THAT FLY DROPS SIX INCHES AND THE FISH GETS THE FLY THEN I CAN GET THE FISH."
A HUNTER IS IN THE WOODS AND THINKS "IF THAT FLY DROPS SIX INCHES AND THE FISH GETS THE FLY AND THE BEAR GETS THE FISH THEN I CAN SHOOT THE BEAR."
A MOUSE BY THE HUNTER THINKS "IF THAT FLY DROPS SIX INCHES AND THE FISH GETS THE FLY AND THE BEAR GETS THE FISH AND THE HUNTER SHOOTS THE BEAR THEN I CAN GET THE CHEESE OUT OF HIS SANDWICH."
A CAT BY THE MOUSE THINKS "IF THAT FLY DROPS SIX INCHES AND THE FISH GETS THE FLY AND THE BEAR GETS THE FISH AND THE HUNTER SHOOTS THE BEAR AND THE MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE OUT OF THE HUNTER'S SANDWICH THEN I CAN GET THE MOUSE."
SO THE FLY DROPS SIX INCHES AND THE FISH GETS THE FLY, THE BEAR GETS THE FISH, THE HUNTER SHOOTS THE BEAR, THE MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE BUT THE CAT MISSES THE MOUSE AND LANDS IN THE WATER.
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS IF A FLY DROPS SIX INCHES A p***y GETS WET. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
 sephiroth2368 · Wed Sep 13, 2006 @ 10:49pm · 1 Comments |
