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Thriller night!-Saturday Evening... O_O XD |
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I still can't believe I saw that. There were some very interesting 'stripper modes' from some of the guys... some would sit in each others laps, and others would sit on the lap of the guy who had to take something off and take that clothing off FOR them (much "WHOOO!" from the creepier fan girls (In my opinion, creepy. XD What can I say, I'm a noob?)
BTW, I told mom about Yaoicon, but there's something I kind of really want to tell her about that I haven't told her about yet...
AKA Saturday night... Oh boy...
Well, the guys all left to go get the pizza we ordered because Finlay (a friend of a friend of mine, and my friend here is my friend's boyfriend. XD Dude was cute, but I kind of hated him... for some reasons I'm not entirely willing to go into, at least not necessarily here on Gaia. >.>; ) was like... eighteen and could already drive (b*****d... oh wait, there's a reason! XD Not a nice one, though... especially as I really should be grateful that he could drive-otherwise, all of the guys would never have left the apartment!! *giggling a high pitched. Apparently, this is my "I'm feeling very mischievous/am doing something very mischievous/this is so sneaky, tee hee!" laugh*).
So Finlay, Monkey (here's where I start using Gaia names. XDDD), Deke... crap, who else was there? Cause I remember it being seven people... let's see... Koneko (Girl-she stayed with us, of course. Actually, all girls stayed with us. This is very important: All the girls stayed behind, remember that!!)... (into part two next post!)
So it was me, Chii, Koneko, Kita.... ********, I thought there were more of us...
That's four girls, and...
Terriol (I'm guessing that was his user name for another forum. Maybe we should alternate between 'driver' and 'Teriol/Terriol"?), Monkey, and Deke...
That's seven people... O_O;
Alright, so even though I could have sworn there weree mor than three guys... hell, like four... maybe Kira? I don't remember him being there at all... in fact, I actually remember dropping him off at his dad's! WTF?!
Yes... let's say it was these people (my memory's ******** up) cause I only definitely remember these people...
Now... ALL the boys left. That means ALL THE GIRLS stayed behind.
This was Saturday night-our collective first night at the con, even though Fanime always technically starts on Friday.).
Now... because I'm the only girl in the club who is eighteen (The Finlay does not count, for he is off to college and is older than me... b*****d...), I was dubbed the "Hentai Wagon" very literally from the start of my senior year. Finally the time had come to use me...
And no one did. O_O
Or at least, it was looking that way. I had a fistful of a limited budget, I donated twenty bucks to Gaia (straight to Lanzer. Holy hell, I'm never going to be able to get over how gorgeous that man is. ((O__O)) Meeep...), and looked around when Kita found me. She said "You know, you never did get me a birthday preseeent..."
And basically it was suggested that I buy her some good porn.
Anime porn.
Hentai. >.<
So, we headed over originally to a Yaoi rack, but she could find nothing t her desires, so we were at the DVD thing across the room where I couldn't stop laughing because I couldn't believe I was using my age to my advantage for the first time ever. XD Well, to SOMEONE'S advantage (Kita, this means you!). After a bit of wondering what I should buy her, she saw a series she actually ******** recognized, I kid you not. O_O;
Convo went something like this:
Kita: "Oh, Bible Black!"
Me: "... You actually know a Hentai series?"
"Yes! I watched the first volume..."
Me: "... Would you like to continue it?" *Note: being a good friend and offering to buy a DVD in continuation of a series of porn that her friend wanted to continue. I'm a good friend, right? Right? And it was a belated birthday gift!!*
Her: "Oh, really??! Could you!? THANK YOU! *hugs me*"
"Alright, alright." Then, directing my talk casually towards the booth baristas, if you will, " SO how much for the DVD?"
Baristas (don't know what to call them, really): "Twenty dollars per DVD."
Me: "TWENTY BUCKS?!!"*turns away*
Me: *turning back* "Alright, I'll take Bible Black vol 2?"
Baristas: Alrighty, that'll be twenty dollars.
Me: *to Kita as I'm digging around for twenty dollars* "You'd better love this gift..."
Kita: "OOOH! Thank you! Believe me, I will!"
Having explained the important elements to the story, it is time to get into the actual story...
Later on that night...
Right, so we got to Chii's apartment early because...
ninja
... Deke bitched. ><;
The parents were NOT happy, and I was PISSED.
I got over the majority of my anger, but you now see a major reason here as to why 1) I missed a majority of the concert, and 2) I didn't get to check out Yaoicon Bingo. (Note: Pictionary was probably the only time I ever got ID'ed in order to get in. O_O; )
So we got home and it was like nine forty something, ten forty something...
And we all want to eat. After much arguing over whether we should order out for food or eat at Chii's, we decide to order out, and I voice the obvious opinion that since there's seven of us, if we forked over two bucks apiece we should be able to get a decent sized Pizza (the disputed fast food of choice). After that... a place to order it from. -.-
Now... since we all wanted to eat sooner rather than later and didn't want the delivery person to get lost, as has been the case in the past but with different people (Chii, and maybe me...), Finlay opted to drive. All the guys chose to go with him, and all the girls stayed at the apartment.
Doesn't this sound like some classy gender stereotyping? Well, us ladies somewhat unintentionally were about to seriously ******** the gender system over... and the guys never realized it, either, which is the cherry on top of the whole thing. XD That's probaby the beauty of it, really.
(Sessy leaves at this point, so I'm kind of talking to myself by this point. XD)
Awww.... I'll continue the story either way, but I'm going to move all of this talk to muh journal, alrighty? No one ever thinks to look there. rolleyes Well... comment, at least, really... no ever really comments... XD
And even fewer people ever check, so I should be good. XD
So, because Finlay opted to drive, all the guys went with him and all the girls stayed at home. Gender stereotypical? Probably.
Because what do girls like to do together? We like to bond.
And how did we choose to bond that evening in the timeframe during which the boys were away?
Well, while the boys are away, the girls will play... anime porn. XD
*laughing*
Kita was reminded of her DVD of Bible Black volume two and said she couldn't wait to watch it, when Chii and I both seemed to come up with this idea...
"Hey, why don't we watch it now?"
"REALLY!?"
So it was eighteen year old me, sixteen year old Chii, her -what, twelve? Thirteen year old?-cousin Koneko, seventeen year old Kita, and now that I think about it, Sarah was probably there too...she's like sixteen, fifteen years old... so why do I vividly remember seven people only, which would make for four girls?
All of us, sitting in front of the TV, watching some serious hentai for our amusement, and believe me, amused we were. Some of those scenes were just plain funny, and others made me cringe from the horror, but I did laugh-it was ******** hilarious to watch! It was practically completely scary, totally unrealistic, and Chii and I being the resident artists, we commented on how awful and impossible the proportions and the statistics for the large breasted teenage Japanese chicks were, and how weird and silly everything in general was. God, it was hilarious... and scary. XD
So we were totally getting into trying to understand the story in this ******** animated pornography, well into the first episode on that DVD when we hear this clattering of masculine noise and male voices, likely at the foot of the stairs!
"OH s**t!" I shout in shocked terror.
We all screamed out loud practically in unison, which the boys later told us they'd heard (we were laughing hysterically, you'll hear why!), as we try frantically to turn off the DVD player and maybe take out the DVD and basically get everything to look innocent so the guys would not find out what we did while they were gone. We couldn't take the DVD out in time, but we did get to turn the DVD player off. XD
Stupid me, I checked the PS2 thinking it had been played there. XD I closed it again when I saw that SC3 was still inside. XD
The guys, meanwhile, had gotten to the door while I was trying to close the PS2. Chii is like "Shh! Nobody tells them what happened here!" and we all agreed to our silence... of course, since I've spoken here and two of the guys that left actually have accounts here, I guess I'm as good as dead, but one doesn't use it terribly often and I'm pretty sure Monkey is not a Post ninja like I am. X3 I'll just have to hide this in my journal or diary. (like anyone ever checks either. -.-)
Privacy on the net... a many splendored thing...
OH yes... and one more thing...
Monkey: "So we heard you all scream when you realized we were here? And I was like "Wow, they're so excited that we came back with the pizza! Food at laaast!"
I swear to you, all the girls seemed to look at each other and we all just started LAUGHING and the guys totally never realized what we were really laughing about!! I'm sure Chii will tell Deke sooner or later, but until then, this is a very pleasant memory to keep something of a secret between us... especially because I would really have liked to-once my friends and I are all over twenty one or eighteen now, really- watch a hentai on New Years Eve for an all girls slumber party. XD And just... laugh our asses off at the bad dubbing! XD
 Sakura Moonflower · Tue May 30, 2006 @ 08:11am · 0 Comments |
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