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What can I say? I'm bored. Nothing to do and I love Full House! There. I said it. Deal with it.
Stephanie: [to Joey and Jesse] Are you gonna cook Michelle?
Joey: We're changing her diaper.
Stephanie: Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?
Jesse: [Danny hugs him] you’re hugging me in a room with pink bunnies.
[After Joey puts Michelle's diaper in Tupperware]
Jesse: Good thinking, Joey, keep it fresh.
Joey: [to Jesse] Once again, comedy kicks music's butt!
Danny: [to Stephanie] Get down and I don't mean get funky.
Stephanie: [passing by Joey, Jesse and Danny] Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.
Jesse: [the teacher looks at them confused] what? Elizabeth Taylor's daughter had 7 fathers.
Danny: Steph, don't you want to go to school and be smart?
Stephanie: I'll stay home and watch public television.
Stephanie: [after Danny, Jesse and Joey have cleaned the house] Grandma Irene, does this mean hell is freezing over?
D.J.: Joey, Yogi may be smarter than the average bear, but he's dumber than the average 3-year-old
Danny: [Jesse and Joey babysat an ill Michelle] She had a little cold? How do you know she had a cold?
Jesse: She had a cough and a runny nose and no fever.
Danny: She should have fluids.
Jesse, Joey: Done.
Danny: We should call the doctor.
Jesse, Joey: Done.
Danny: Really? Has she had her cough medicine?
Jesse, Joey: Done.
Danny: Oh. How about changing her diaper?
Jesse, Joey: Good night.
Danny: What were you really doing down here with that bat?
Jesse: I was going to kill him.
Joey: [explaining why he was kissing Corrina] She was choking on a bad piece of cheese, so I gave her the Hoover Maneuver and sucked it out of her.
Stephanie: Hello Daddy, I am Stephanie Tanner and this jar of honey is tax duckbills... Happy Birthday!
Joey: I come from a long line of psychics.
Jesse: You mean psychos.
Stephanie: *Birds* can fly in fog. We should've taken a bird.
D.J.: Uh, Steph... who do you think is a better singer, Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?
Stephanie: Are you serious? Everybody knows without Alvin, they're just a bunch of squirrels dressed like Don Johnson!
Joey: Will you stop bothering me? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Danny: Joey, let me show you how a mature, responsible adult constructs a sandwich.
Joey: Be my guest, Mr. Adult.
Danny: First, we start with a clean knife, And on the left slice, mayonnaise. Yum! And on the right slice, mustard.
Joey: Bet you're going to get another knife.
Danny: Have to. And we paint it on. Mmm. And now for the ham and cheese. And we alternate, ham, cheese, ham, cheese, so in every bite, we get an equal amount of ham and cheese.
 SamWeiki · Fri Nov 22, 2013 @ 04:10am · 0 Comments |
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