Well, a lot of you who know me, know that I'm completely random. Here's just a small tidbit of the things that go on with my friends:
Me (starting the conversation at a random boring moment):
You know, pink fluffy bunnies don't really like clowns all the time, but when accompanied by pterodactal spit, it can be quite pleasing to the calves.
Daryll (Instantly chiming in):
I'm not sure that the cows would agree with the positive ends of the battery terminals.
Me:
But I'm sure that they could be persuaded if tied to Leonard Nemoy and had pinapple flavored popsicles stuck up their nose, but don't ask the vending machines for help with that one because you'll have to deal with those highlighters and their angst
Daryll:
I always thought that the vending machines and terrorists were in conjunction together, but you couldn't tell the easter bunny that because he was too busy eating the rotton cabbage out of his brothers a**l cavity
Me:
But if accompanied by dog drool, rotten cabbage can be quite fulfilling, though they would have to salt the gingerbread man before proceeding to buy the fish food from Oz
Daryll:
I suppose, but the Oz? Come on. He's just a midget with a plastic bag over is face pretending to be a rabbit monkey in the banana forest.
Me:
You have a good point there, but the banana forest is way better than the argyle forest. I mean, I don't think your taste buds could deal with all that suran wrap and pond scum. And the dust bunnies inside every box! Oy...
Daryll: We're amazing
Me: Oh yeah cool
(End of conversation)
What do you guys think?
 Drassielle Zallizare · Mon Apr 10, 2006 @ 08:01am · 3 Comments |
