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god, i look like a friggen druggie! my padre cajoled me into going to the vet, only for me to remember, "hey, vet offices have kitties, huh?" yeah, guess who is supremely allergic to cats?
god, it was friggen stupid. my parents got my report card, right? my dad looked at the positives (being a mediocre student at best) and was like, "check that out! Five A's! don't even worry about the D, you're doing well."
then the madre comes home. "How do you only have a B in spanish? you're not doing your homework?" yeah, this is the woman who MARRIED A MEXICAN, LIVES ON THE MEXICO/UNITED STATES BORDER, AND HAS TOLERATED A FAMILY OF IN-LAWS SPEAKING SPANISH FOR TWENTY YEARS and she's never even been able to learn more than maybe ten words!!! geez, tell ME i'm not doing well? por que no chupelo, b***h. god. (oh, for the espanol impared, i said why doesn't she suck it)
oh, yeah. haha, suck it is totally my new phrase.
but yeah, then she heard about the D and was like, "oh no. that has to change." i swear, anytime i do something remotely negatives, she goes all crazy black woman on me. haha, i'm not racist or anything, but my mom has started picking up my ghetto attitude. haha. it doesn't work so well for her =P
in other news, i'm all outta tears and queen has helped me a bit, so i think i'm better for now. except another symptom of my allergies seems to be incessant shitting, so pardon my quick leave.
later.
 the_forgotten_thought · Wed Mar 31, 2010 @ 01:43am · 0 Comments |
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