M is man and W is woman
M: So uh...can I get some pity sex?
W: Yeah I'm washing my hair tonight.
M: What about tomorrow night?
W: I plan on having a headache.
M: Next week?
W: You know what, I think I might be gay.
M: Well have you ever tried? They say that deep down most people are actually bisexual.
W: Well in that case I'll sleep with you if you can arrange a three way.
M: Give me half an hour.
W: With another guy.
M: To take a cold shower and forget this conversation ever happened.
 California_burrito · Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 07:35pm · 0 Comments |
