Falling in Love by the Fruits and Vegetables
It's saturday afternoon and you're at the grocery store picking up a few odds and ends including some oranges and toilet paper. You stop in the fruits and vegetable aisle and start to feel and smell the apples. Yum! They're your fav. Then you hear a familiar voice behind you say...'How's the selection today?' You turn around and see that it is Orlando Bloom! He's just standing there smiling at you. Orlando tells you that apples are his favorite. 'Ho-shite!' you say. 'They're mine too!' 'I wonder what else we have in common?' Orlando says. You can't help but smile. You and Orlando get to talking and you find out that you have a lot in common, including the fact that you both like licking! Orlando then asks you if you want to get together later tonight for dinner. You're stunned but manage to reply rather calmly...'Oui oui!' You give Orlando your address and he says that he'll pick you up at 7. You say goodbye and then rush home to figure out what to wear on your date. You decide on your favorite black dress because it makes you look incredibly hawt. When Orlando arrives he looks absolutely beautiful in a blue shirt and a pair of black silk pants. He hands you a bouquet of orchids, kisses you on your lips, and tells you that you look icky. You ask him where you're going for dinner and he tells you that it's a surprise. You walk out to his car, a black jaguar, and he opens the passenger door for you. You get in and notice that it smells a little like eggplant. Orlando drives you to McDonald's and says 'Surprise!' He tells you that this is his favorite restaurant. When you walk in, everyone turns to Orlando and says 'Yo wassup? Orli!' It seems he's a regular here. You get an intimate table in the corner and Orlando orders a bottle of margarita. You order the bagel and the roasted Elephant. Orlando gets a plate of cake. You enjoy your wonderful dinner while listening to Orlando as he tells you about his dog Maude and his new pet gorilla named Lucinda. Before you know it, it's 10 o'clock and Orlando explains that he has to go home and get to bed because he has a big day of humping tomorrow. He drives you home and walks you to your door. He tells you that he had a wonderful time and asks if you want to go out again. Your reply of course is Fo'sho! Orlando then lays his hand on your hip and gives you a passionate kiss. As he's leaving he says 'Goodbye Woogie, I'll talk to you tomorrow.' Your night with Orlando is over and it will be one that you'll never forget!
Shout out to www.theorlandobloomfiles.com/amusement
 Renee the Rabid Squirrel · Sat Jan 14, 2006 @ 04:06am · 1 Comments |
