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Dead And Gone: My Immortal 2 (Chapter 7) |
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Chapta 7: Hello
a/n: On da last episode, Enoby and Dumbledore travelled through time and find B'loody Mary in the desert.
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B'loody Mary was wearing a black robe and a nacklace made of red and black bird feathers and had a small snake-tiara thing you see Cleopatra wear in those ducking stupid skull (gettit) books. This made me think that we had travelled foreward back in tim by 300 years to ancient Egyst.
"HALT," B'loody Mary said to da men. "Dat iz my frnd and a prep. Enoby, y r u hanging out with him?"
"I cam back in tim 2 save u," I said. I wasn't feeling good because of the bright sun, and I wished it was raining and snowing. But vampires don't die in the sun.
"You poser skank," B'loody Mary said. "Don't lie! You are a prep now."
I didn't know why B'loody Mary was being so men. On of da men threw a spear at me, and it hit Dubledore in da shoulder.
"Ow, ow," he said.
"WTH, B'loody Mary, y did he do dat?" I sad.
"Bcuz he is a prep," she said. "An in my kindgom, no preps like u r alowed."
"But that's dumbledore! If you kill him, he can't save us in da future, and he saved me from Voldemort at da GC concert."
"Well, then maybe u deserve to die, and then I'll have Draco."
I gasped and started 2 cry. B'loody Mary was me best fiend (get it, cuz were gothic)k and she was being so meen.
"Hermione," I said.
"B'loody Mary, beach, geddit cuz we're in the desert."
"U r my fiend. We cut outself together and watched da nitemare b4 x-mas, and we shared nailpolish and talked about Joel Madden."
"Well, that was b4 u broke mi hart."
Da man who threw da pear and had red hair and a gothic black skull around his neck jumped into the thing B'loody Mary was in and hugged her.
"R U OK, My queen?" He asked.
"No, WTH, get off me, Kai. Go kill that stupid prep. She may lok goffick, but she is a poser."
Da men dropped her and started to pull out spears and and started getting closer. But the betrayel of B'loody Mary made my eyes fill with sexy limpid tears that wer blak with depression and misery.
"KILL DA POSER," B'loody Mary skrieked.
 KingJack! · Wed Aug 19, 2009 @ 09:04pm · 0 Comments |
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