* I was going to the clairvoyance meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.
* Did you know that the best contraceptive for old people is nudity?
* It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
* Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
* Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
* I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.
* Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."
* A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
* War does not determine who is right- only who is left.
 Zeda Ennd · Mon Jul 20, 2009 @ 08:33pm · 0 Comments |
