If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent
but A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent
and,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
Holy angel heart · Wed Jun 17, 2009 @ 02:14am · 0 Comments |