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Not all who wander are lost.
-J.R.R Tolkien

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
-Anonymous

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
-Jerry Seinfeld

Rule #1: the customer is always right
Rule #2: if the customer is wrong, please refer to rule #1.
-Duncan Howe

When life hands you a lemon, say “Ya I like lemons. What else ya got?”
-Henry Rollins

I have seen the future, and it’s like the present, only longer.
-Dan Quisenberry

If you feel like you’re under control, you’re just not going fast enough.
-Mario Andretti

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Got it?
-Coach Brevin

If you don’t find it in the index, look carefully throughout the entire catalogue.
-Sears Roebuck catalogue

Of the thirty-six ways of avoiding disaster, running away is the best.
-Anonymous

Wish for what you want. Work for what you need.
-Carmen’s Grandmother (sisterhood of the traveling pants, book 1)

My KARma ran over my DOGma.
-Bumper Sticker

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Is there world enough for me? (my personal saying >_> <_<- Raemi Robinson)
-Jane Frances

In your eyes I am complete. (maybe YOU are but what about me?- Raemi Robinson)
-Peter Gabriel


Oh who can tell, save he whose heart hath tried.
-Lord Bryon

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanging to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
-Nelson Mandela

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
-Groucho Marx

On the other hand, you have different fingers.
-Jack Handey

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
-Winston Churchill

. . . You can see only as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
-E. L. Doctorow

Lovers alone wear sunlight.
-E. E. Cummings

Life isn’t fair. It’s just fairer than death, that’s all.
-William Goldman

Some things have to be believed to be seen.
-Ralph Hodgson

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
-Graffiti

Sometimes you need to make a mess.
-Loretta, the Rollinses’ housekeeper

Fear is that really dark-room where negatives are developed.
-Michael Pritchard

The centaurs were invited too, for though wild and lawless they were nonetheless distant relatives.
-D’Aulaires’ Book of Greek Myths

If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
-Italian proverb


Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-John Lehman

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-Charlie Brown

What is that you express in your eyes? It seems to me more than all the words I have read in my life.
-Walt Whitman

He made the world to be a grassy road
before her wondering feet.
-W. B. Yeats

There is no remedy for love but to love more.
-Henry David Thoreau

A pigeon is the same thing as a dove. Did you know that?
-Bridget Vreeland

Pools of sorrow, waves of joy.
-John Lennon and Paul McCartney

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-Matt Groening

We are born not once but again and again.
-William Charles

Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure.
-Douglas Adams

I don’t have to be careful. I’ve got a gun!
-Homer Simpson

Your chances of getting hit by lightening go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say “Storms suck!”
-Johnny Carson

There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.
-Oscar Wilde



Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn’t be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn’t know it so it goes on flying anyway.
-Mark Kay Ash

Patrick: I’m mad.
Spongebob: What’s the matter, Patrick?
Patrick: I can’t see my forehead.

Can I buy you a drink? Or should I just give you the money?
-Failed Pickup artist

Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I’ll show you a girl who can’t put her pants on.
-Annik Marchand

It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year’s Day.
-The Naked Gun

Don’t ask me any questions right now. I’m grumpy and I’ll probably make fun of you.
-Effie Kaligaris (sisterhood of the traveling pants, book 3)

To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks like a nail.
-Abraham Maslow

Of course she found it in the last place she looked. If she hadn’t found it, she’d still be looking.
-Susannah Brown

We are born believing. a man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

To love another person is to see the face of God.
-Victor Hugo

My shoe is off my foot is cold I have a bird I like to hold
-Dr. Seuss

I’m going back to the start.
-coldplay

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, scratch where it itches.
-Tallulah Bankhead

Pain is inevitable: suffering is optional.
-Greta Randolph

It’s innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn’t.
-Mignon McLaughlin

Right now I’m having amnesia and de’ja’ vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
-Steven Wright

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not.
-Epicurus

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snake bit, and furthermore, always carry a small snake.
-W.C. Fields

It is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.
-Henry David Thoreau

A single day is enough to make us a little larger.
-Paul Klee

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer
-Albert Camus

One must have a good memory to keep the promises one has made.
-Friedrich Nietzsche

And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch (and if the deaf lead the deaf then neither shall hear the blind men fall- Raemi Robinson)
-Matthew 15:14

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
-Vernon Law

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
-Groucho Marx

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
-Aldous Huxley

She cannot fade, though thou hast not thy bliss, for wilt thou love, and she be fair!
-John Keats

Remember to let her into your heart.
-John Lennon and Paul McCartney

Bouncing is for balls.
-Tibby Rollins

Crazy is what crazy do.
-The Black Eyed Peas

Poor empty pants with nobody inside them.
-Dr. Seuss

At first c**k-crow the ghosts must go back to their quiet graves below.
-Theodosia Garrison