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dit: Lookit! I made anotha one! If you enjoyed this one, I think you'll like the other, too. It's quite similar. Only this time, we take you to one of the most expensive, yet most annoying places available; A Car Dealership.
A joke between me and my friends that I figured some Gaians would appreciate. :3
25 Ways to Screw With The MCD's Drivethru Guy.
1) After the guy gives you your food, look around and say "this never happened", then drive away quickly.
2) Once you have your food, look in the bag, start laughing wildly, and drive off.
3) If there's a cop car behind you in the lane, look in your reveiw mirror, shout, "HOLY &%*, THEY'RE ON TO ME!" grab the bag and hit the gas.
4) Start to give the guy your dramatic, tear-jerking life story.
5) When ordering your food, bug the guy about the order sign not working and refuse to order until it does.
6) Get a happy meal, then proceed to start playing with the toy while still sitting in the lane.
7) When the person asks you for money, tell them you only have pesos.
cool Spell out everything your order. Better yet, spell it wrong.
9) When you get your order, yell at the guy for making you stray from your diet.
10) Order something, then leave and come back the next day, claiming you forgot your wallet at home in a town fifty miles away.
11) Laugh uncontrollably the entire time.
12) Ask to have your order altered; no salt on the fries, no ice in your soda, etc.
13) Ask for a cheeseburger with no cheese, and insist on that rather than a hamburger.
14) Talk on one of those earpiece things during the order, prefferably about something uncomfortable (like talking to your daughter about her period).
15) Go through the drive thru just to ask where the nearest Wendy's is.
16) Go through a range of emotions and claim to be bipolar.
17) Tell the drivethru guy that you'll give him $2,000 if he can guess the color of your socks.
1 cool Ask them embarassing questions.
19) Give the person your philosophy on life.
20) Tell the person they should've something better witht heir life.
21) Tell him/her you know where they live.
22) Say a lot of words such as 'really', 'little', and 'reality', replacing every L or R in your speech with a W.
23) Blare music really loud so you have to yell to be heard.
24) Ask if you can rent a burger costume.
25) Pull in on the drive thru waaaay far on the other side so you have to get out to go over to the window.
 Hogosha neko · Wed Jun 10, 2009 @ 11:32pm · 0 Comments |
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