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There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark - it's Because the dark is scared of him. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon? Chuck Norris Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween. The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night. CHESHIRExCOLORED ANARCHY · Tue Jun 02, 2009 @ 03:49pm · 0 Comments


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