News Reporter: ALIENS HAVE COME.... *gurggle noises* *head explodes* burning_eyes Samantha: AWWWWW! Dude, they're freakin cute!! 4laugh Chibininja: haha. Yea, I want one. Samantha: But they chew heads? xp chibinija: SWEET!!! heart Samantha: Awww... Look at the way the aliens spit out the fleshy parts. They must like bones... mrgreen Chibinija: If you buy me one, I'll buy you one. Samantha: I heard if you buy one today, you'll get the second baby eating one free. 3nodding Chibininja: OMG! Really?!!!!??!?! What a great deal! twisted Samantha: Mhmmm... uh...dude? eek Chibinja: Yea? mrgreen Samantha: Uh.... you kinda have some flesh missin. surprised eek Chibinija: Oh yea. hehehe. OH DAMN IT!!! MY HEAD!!!! burning_eyes wahmbulance Samantha: Do you need anything? razz Chibinija: YeA! Samantha: Like what? question question Chibinija: GET FLUFFY OFF OF ME!!! Samantha: eek surprised You bought an alien and didn't get meh one? emo Chibininja: GET HIM OFF! Samantha: I feel so UNLOVED! crying Chibininja: gonk gonk gonk SAM! PLEASE HELP ME!!!!! Samantha: No. talk2hand Chibininja: PLEASE?! gonk gonk crying crying stressed stressed Samantha: God. Fine. cheese_whine OOOHHH CHEESE?! Chibininja: *5 minutes later* FLUFFO, ATTACK!!! Samantha: eek AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Chibininja: GO BOY! GO BOY! *while blood is flowing simantaneously* Samantha: PLEASE! AHHH! HELP!!! gonk Chibininja: neutral HEEL! Samantha: *sits* Chibininja: NOT YOU!!!! scream Samantha: Arf? Chibininja: stressed Samantha: THERES BLOOD EVERYWHERE....And blood.... O.O Chibininja: Yes. Fluffaloficous kinda got hungry. Samantha: SAVE THE BODIES!!! Chibininja: Kinda sadistic, eh? Samantha: ... maybe.... YOU HAVE NO PROOF!!! Chibininja: SICK HER, FLUFF! Samantha: *runs like a mad-man* WHATEVER HAPPENS, Chibininja, send my body off to some wierd place so the aliens can finish me. Chibininja: Awww... HEEL, FLUFF! *glomps* Samantha: eek You saved me life!!! XD *glomps back* Chibininja: I want your body... TO TICKLE!!!! Samantha: eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek SADISTIC CREATURE!!!!
The end.... several bodies later: Man, Fluffy is always hungry, aint he? rolleyes
Deceased Poet · Tue Jan 20, 2009 @ 06:10pm · 0 Comments |