(How does that work?!)
Tyler: Hiya Sammi! blaugh Sammi: Hiya, Tyler smile Tyler: What's... What the hell? eek Sammi: *turns around to find two unlively couples making out* Okay, that is just plain unsanitary. confused Tyler: How? *intrigued* biggrin Sammi: C'mon, really, Tyler? She has her filthy hands all over the ground, and her mouth is touching his, where apparently she doesn't know where that mouth has been. It could've been on his mom's mouth, for all she knows. *pondering* whee Kristen: *comes out of no where* Not to mention the blood, Sam. mrgreen Sammi: What blood? neutral Kristen: Ohmigod. Look at her neck, for peets sake. rolleyes Sammi: eek surprised gonk YOU KILLED THEM! Kristen: Their blood was actually quite tastey. 3nodding 4laugh Sammi: Really! I wanna taste! heart Kristen: But they're already dead, Sammi. ninja Sammi: evil *thinks evily* twisted Tyler: What the hell. DO NOT EAT ME! eek Sammi: Why would I eat you, Tyler? 3nodding Kristen: Yeah... *thinks* -wait a minute, i want his blood!- twisted Sammi: NO, KRISTEN! EAT ADAM! eek Kristen: Who's adam? question Sammi: My worst enemy. ninja Kristen: Works for me!!!!!! 4laugh Tyler: You're gonna eat Adam? sad Sammi: Umm. Yea? 3nodding Tyler: emo Sammi: RAWR heart -Sam leaves-
-Kristen and Sammi come back three hours later-
Sammi: Damn Adam, his blood was absolutely foul. xp Kristen? Kristen: -drinking John's blood- Sammi: Oh, oh, oh, oh, WONDERFUL! Kristen: What? Sammi: talk2hand You didn't even share with meh! And to think I gave you Adam's heart. Kristen: Want his wrist? 3nodding Sammi: Thank you. By the way, I brough Edward-kins here. Kristen -eyes get wide, drops John's wrist- EDWARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDdd Sammi: The Wonderful Beautiful comic of retched death. Always works... Wait... EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!! -runs after Kristen.- Tyler: Hey, who's gonna clean up the mess?! Sammi: -stops- You don't believe in Vamps. Tyler: Oh right. Sammi: Bye. twisted twisted twisted twisted
News Reporter: Sightings by rare human beings have found three vampires at work. Two humans were killed. And now they are haunting Sam and Kristen for revenge. TOO BAD THEY HAVE EDWARD!
Okay, that made absolutely no sense whatsoever. rolleyes
Deceased Poet · Sun Jan 04, 2009 @ 02:55am · 3 Comments |