Okaaaay! So this is my first entry in my public diary! Yay! What better day to start than Christmas no? NO!
"How was your Chrstmas Queeny?" You may ask. IT WAS AWFUL! Okay okay...it wasn't thaaaat bad. Think positively I know...Don't get me wrong, I am a total optimist. But anyyyyywaaaayyyyy. Everyone's gonna be talking about their new laptops and ipods, and what did Queeny get?
WELL! Okay, so last night I'm in the bathroom brushin' my teeth with that tastey cinnomint crest toothpaste (It's sparkly and it's red so I can't tell when my mouth is bleeding!) Anyway, my mom walks in there and takes my hair spray and leaves. Weird right? And guess what I get for X-mas!?
"Merry Christmas Miiiike! Here's your pressie!~" And guess what it is!? My opened tin of hair spray! Can someone say cheeeeaaap!?....But I guess that doesn't matter anyway since I'm Jewtheist! (Born Jewish, converted to atheism) But all I got for Hannukah (sp?) was a friggin' mattress! And I'v been begging for one for the past five years 'cause my old one was older than I am! It was like, my second cousin's, and it was her mom's before it was hers and so on and so forth. So basically, the thing's been in my family for generations and now it's in the dump! But yeah. It like gave me bruises from sleeping on it! (Ouch!) It was that bad!
Oh! But there was some good about today! I finished reading Freak Show by James St. James (BEST BOOK EVERZ!) It's a total must read! A real tear jerker! ( crying ) I cannot tell you haw many times I cried! I started reading it yesterday! Two days, and all...hmm...let's say, three-hundred pages...read and forever treasured! I stayed up 'till one in the mornin' last night reading! And I didn't go to sleep until five..Seriously, I talked to myself for four hours until I became delerious and cried myself to sleep over the sadness of part of the story! It's that good! (I know I know, crying yourself to sleep on X-mas eve! PATHETIC! And I'm serious, not even kidding, I reeeaaally cried!) Ugh! I just wuv Billy Bloom SOOOO much! I wanna hug him and squeaze him until his eyes pop out! But him and Flip totally belong together and I wouldn't get in between them...lol...but yeah...reheheeaaallly gewd book!
~With much love, Queeny!
The Queen Of Drag · Fri Dec 26, 2008 @ 12:13am · 0 Comments |