Miss Lucy had some leeches / Her leeches liked to suck / And when they drank up all her blood she didn't give a..
Funny when the doctors / Had locked her in her cell / Miss Lucy screamed all night that they should go to bloody..
Hello to the surgeon / With scalpal old and blunt / He'll tie you to the table then he'll mutilate your..
Come, it's nearly tea time / The lunatics arrive / The keepers bleed them all until there's no one left a..
Lively little rodents / Are eaten up by cats / We're subject to experiments / Like laboratory..
Rats, I've dropped a teacup / How easily they break / I'm on my hands and knees until I pay for my mis-..
Take of all your clothing / We've only just begun / We have no anesthesia it's eighteen-forty..
One thing we should tell you / before you try again / the tests are all invented by a lot of filthy..
Mentally hysteric / She's failed the exam / Don't bother telling Lucy for she doesn't give a..
Damn that nitrous oxide / For when you can't escape / They say the surgeons oft commit a murder or a..
Razor blades are rusty / And not a lot of fun / So when they try to amputate your legs you'd better..
Run and fetch the chemist / A patient's feeling sad / She's been in chains for ages and she isn't even..
Madness is a nuisance / And no one is immune / your sister, mum, or daughter may become a raving..
Lunatics are dangerous / And doctors are obeyed / They also go together just like toast and marma-..
Ladies are like children / With brains the size of squirrels' / Let's give clitoridectomies to all the little..
Girls are helpless treasures / That daddies must protect / So lie upon the table for the doctors to in-..
Speculums are super / And stirrups all the rage / So spread a lady's legs and put her back into her..
Cage of naked crazies / The surgeon's here to bleed / The doctors are all learned men and some can even..
Reading can be risky / For women on the verge / It only did us worlds of good to poison, leech, and..
Purging is a penance / Phlebotomy's a chore / No need to sterilize the tools we never did be-..
'Fore the night is over / Before you go to bed / They'll take a hammer and a nail and jam it in your..
Headstones in the courtyard / And statues in the park / Are not for the insane just leave them rotting in the..
D-A-R-K / Dark! / Dark! / Dark! / Dark! / Dark!
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 Doki_the_Bunny · Wed Dec 24, 2008 @ 04:03pm · 0 Comments |
