The fish descriptions are awesome. 4laugh
Candy Striper's description:
Catch Description-
"I don't know why anyone would volunteer to be caught."
Inventory Description-
"The Candy Striper is known to lure little children with its alluring candy shell exterior. These children are fooled into believing they've found the motherload of candies then are gobbled up by this vicious carnivorous fish! HAHAHHAHA! Stupid children..."
Mutha Guppa
Catch Description-
"Dang gurl! Baby got back!"
Inventory Description-
"You don't wanna mess with this Mutha Guppa. Seriously. Well, ok. Go for it. But don't say I didn't warn you."
Big Mouth Bass'terd
Catch Description-
"OMG! HE'S HUGE!"
Inventory Description-
"There isn't a creature in this lake more crude, more foul, more vile, and more digusting than the Big Mouth Bass'terd!"
Chargin' Chino:
Catch Description-
"Hmm... how much would you CHARGE for this guy!"
Inventory Description-
"Like Bino, only a faster swimmer. His unique fin configuration adds 5 more horsepower to his fish engine."
Diamondback Lion:
Catch Description-
"King of the sea MY BUTT!"
Inventory Description-
"Graceful and elegant, these fish possess diamond sharp fins that can cut through other fish as they swim past them... kinda like a ninja... in like... say... an anime... where they run past each other and like... the other dude... like... slides apart or somethin... you know... elegant-like ... unlike this description."
Emeraldback Lion
Catch Description-
"Look at this guy! They will all be GREEN with envy!"
Inventory Description-
"A cousin of the Diamondback and Rubyback varieties of Lionfish. They're always after me lucky charms."
Rubyback Lion
Catch Description-
"PWNED!"
Inventory Description-
"A cousin of the Diamondback and Emeraldback varieties of Lionfish. Like rubies compared to diamonds, these fish are more um... how to say... red."
Boldur
Inventory Description-
"The Boldur fish gets its name from its massive exterior that allows it to blend in with its rock-like surroundings. The fact that you caught him seems to indicate a serious flaw in his natural camouflage. In your face fish!! Score one for the humans!"
Tuna
Inventory Description-
"I heard somewhere that you shouldn't eat tuna when you're pregnant because the Greek God Mercury will mess you up or something if you do. At least, that's what my daddy told me."
Biter-
"These fish possess a hard rock-like shell made of cartilage and sediment extracts. Because of this, they don't really float too well."
Cool Rainbow Trout
Catch Description-
"I'm much cooler"
Inventory Description-
"You may be wondering why a fresh water trout is swimming around in the ocean... Don't ask me why. I'm just as confused as you are. -_-"
Frozen Rainbow Trout
Inventory Description-
"You may be wondering why a fresh water trout is swimming around in the ocean... and then you realize you don't really care."
Warm Rainbow Trout
Catch Description-
"I'm just warming up."
Inventory Description-
"You may be wondering why a fresh water trout is swimming around in the ocean... IT IS BECAUSE THIS IS GAIA! AND GAIAN TROUT ARE SALTWATER FISHES! >:O"
Pebbo Feeder
Inventory Description-
"The pebbo feeders carry the burden of being devoured by larger fish... therefore, their only defense is to be shaped like fish food pellets so that they don't look as appetizing as other fish... i think."
Seedkin
(Green) Catch Description-
"Looks like he got PLANTED right in my bucket!"
(Blue) Catch Description-
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(Pink) Catch Description-
"Not much bigger than my pinky."
Inventory Description-
"The little seedkin are nothing short of beautiful and harmless. That's why we capture them by the bucketload!"
Guppy
(Red) Catch Description-
"You may be red, but now you're dead!"
(Yellow) Catch Description-
"Looks kinda puny to me"
(Orange) Catch Description-
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Inventory Description-
"A small orange guppy commonly found in abundance in Bass'ken lake."
They kind of bailed on the on some descriptions, though.
 Neko Minamino · Sat Jul 26, 2008 @ 06:46am · 0 Comments |
