Quote from: LindsayLRocks on January 09, 2006, 08:46:16 pm
If lawyers can be disbarred, can cowboys be deranged?
Why oh why are there Braille letters on drive up ATM machines?
What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff."
When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there? I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.”
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why does Goofy stand upright while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy a bird dinner?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
(Stop singing and read on.........)
Does pushing the elevator button more than once really make it arrive faster?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
 Gweener · Tue Jul 01, 2008 @ 08:57am · 0 Comments |
