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I DID NOT WRITE THIS FANFIC SORRY.
give me some reqests and i'll start typing biggrin .
2 STORYS FROM ONE FANFICTION
it's a narusasu fanfic that involves with a lost memory, gangs, and high school.
the first one is of a party the biuu gang is having in honer of Sasuke joining the gang as a specil member.
the second is where Sasuke is in drama class and he hates the teacher GAI
who gave Sasuke nightmares of rainbows and wanting to do lint suiside during the class. rofl it's out of context though sorry! sweatdrop
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“The show EVERYONE wants to see; duh.” Sasuke blinked, dully noting that that wasn’t the best clue in the world, before he turned to watch as Sakura sat on a box, Kankuro leaning against it and they looked around, before Sakura nodded to someone offstage. Familiar music that Sasuke recognized from a musical him and his family had once watched during a snow storm filled the cafeteria, and all talking halted as everyone turned to the front to watch.
Sakura shifted a bit, before she grinned, taking in a breath, before she opened her mouth and said loudly and melodically:
“Anything you can do, I can do better!”
”HAH!”
“I can do anything better than YOU.”
“No you can’t.”
“Yes I can.”
“No you can’t.”
“Yes I can.”
“No you can’t!”
“Yes I can! YES I CAN!”
Kankuro scoffed, turning his nose away, before he grinned and started singing himself.
“Anything you can be I can be greater.
Sooner or later I’m greater than you.”
“No you’re not.”
“Yes I am.”
“No you’re not.”
“Yes I am!”
“No you’re not!”
“Yes I am! YES I AM!
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge.”
“I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow!”
“I can live on bread and cheese!”
“And only on that?”
“Yep.”
“So can a rat!”
“Ow.” Kankuro rolled his eyes, before he stepped back as Sakura stood up, before he sang again.
“Any note you can sing I can sing higher!”
“I can sing any note HIGHER than you.”
“No you can’t!”
“Yes I can!”
“No you can’t!
“Yes I can!”
“No you can’t!”
“Yes I can!”
“No you can’t…!”
“Yes I, CAN!”
Kankuro stepped back, rubbing his ear slightly and looking at anyone in the audience with glasses to see if they were cracked, before looking back at the pink haired girl. “How do you sing that high?”
“I’m a GIRL!” She said indignantly, pointing to her skirt.
“…Coulda fooled me.”
“Oohh...”
“Anything you can say I can say softer.”
“I can say anything softer than you.”
“…No you can’t.”
“….Yes I can.”
“No you can’t.”
“Yes I can.”
You could barely hear them and then Sakura screams in Kankuro’s ear:
“YES I CAN!”
Kankuro jumped back, and then regains composure, coughing into his fist.
“I can drink my liquor, faster than a flicker.”
Sakura snorted. “I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker.”
“That’s better?” Sasuke muttered. Naruto shushed him.
“I can open any safe!”
“Without getting caught?”
“You bet.”
“That’s what I thought, You CROOK.”
Kankuro shrugged. “Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.”
Sakura smirked. “I can hold any note LONGER than you.”
“No you can’t!”
“Yes I can!”
“No you can’t!”
“Yes I can!”
“No you can’t……..!” He sang out, holding ‘can’t’ for a few seconds.”
“Yes I…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. ….c-can!” She sang out, holding ‘I’ for at least three to four minutes. Kankuro stared at her, rubbing her back a little.
“Yes you can!” Sakura coughed, smirking, and he blinked in confusion.
“Where do you keep all that air?”
“In my chest cavity.”
“Oohh… … What chest?” SLAP!
Kankuro rubbed his head. “Anything you can say, I can say faster.”
“I can say ANYTHING FASTER than you.” Sakura bit out, a little pissed. Sasuke then noticed her cheeks were a little red, along with Kankuro’s…
“No you can’t.”
“Yes Ican.”
“Noyoucan’t.”
“YesIcan, YESICAN!” Kankuro swore.
“I can jump a hurdle!”
“I can wear a girdle.”
“I can knit a sweater.”
“I can fill it BETTER!”
“I can do most anything!”
Sakura blinked, looking thoughtful. “Can you back a pie?”
Kankuro sighed. “No.”
Sakura pouted. “Neither can I.”
Kankuro shrugged, and then smirked. “Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.”
Sakura grinned. “I can sing anything SWEETER than you.”
Kankuro put his hand up, stopping the fast music, and slow music to the tune came on.
“No you can’t…”
“Yes I, ca-a-a-a-an.”
“No you CAAAan’t.” He sang, his octave going lower.
“Yes I CAAAN.” She sang, octave going higher.
“No you can’t.”
“Yes I can.”
“Oh no you can’t.”
“Oh yes I can.” Kankuro scowled, stomping up to her with each word as she smirked.
“No you can’t, can’t, can’t!” He said, stomping on the last ‘can’t’ loudly. Sakura grinned.
“Yes I can, can, can!” She sang, mimicking him. She then positioned her self beside him, and they grabbed hands.
“No/Yes, you/I, can’t/can!” They sang in unison, and they ended, Sakura jumping into Kankuro’s arms. She then dropped out, bowing and laughing and Kankuro smirked smugly as everyone laughed and cheered. Sasuke looked at them closely, before his eyes widened.
“Holy s**t, they’re drunk.”
Naruto laughed even louder.
END
Irony was a cruel thing.
Sasuke decided this as he, Shikamaru and Neji all sat around in their seats doing nothing during Drama; well, Sasuke was trying to get the burning image of Gai in his newest monstrosity of an outfit—how it was an outfit, he’d never know. The man had NO sense of style whatsoever.—but other than that they were pretty much doing nothing.
They were doing nothing because their writer, Tenten, had the script, and was currently at the gang war; she was the only special member to be able to go because she was good with weapons and distance fighting. Nara sighed, closing his eyes as he leaned back in his seat, planning on taking a nap when Gai popped out of nowhere and grinned at them all with a blindingly white smile, winking at them. Sasuke shuddered, the finally thrown away image of Gai returning full force.
“Since your beautiful flower Tenten is not here with us you have nothing to do! Why do you not all go and HELP THE OTHER GROUPS?” He asked, throwing his arms out to his class, who all jumped at his sudden shouting. Sasuke leaned down lower in his chair, Neji pulled out his cell phone, looking to see if he missed any messages, and Shikamaru blinked lazily at Gai, getting the strongest urge to flip him off.
Gai stood there, now awkwardly, dropping his arms to his sides before he sighed, hanging his head down as tears poured down like rivers on his cheeks. “NONE OF YOU ARE ENTHUSIATIC! YOUR FLAMING YOUTH HAS BURNED OUT!”
“…Burn, Gai, BURN.” Sasuke said simply, glaring at him, and Gai yipped, running away to go mark the test papers, pulling out his ‘A PLUS!’ stamp, and going on marking the pages, practically attacking one sheet, before he nervously put it in the pile. Sasuke sighed, shaking his head; he could already guess whose work THAT was…Gai made everything so obvious.
After a few more minutes of awkwardness, they fell back into silence, Shikamaru finally getting to sleep as Sasuke pulled out his headphones and played his music.
END
(HAHAHA)
 Fancy kagome86 · Fri Jun 13, 2008 @ 12:06am · 2 Comments |
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