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> > This chain letter is real > > so follow > > the instructions > > and something > > good will happen!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > Sorry, > > but this chain letter is for real. > > When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, > > she ignored it and a week later the love of her > > life dumped her for no good reason so > > BEWARE, > > and just send the stupid letter!!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Lovers of the Heart > > > > In order to form > > a more perfect kiss, > > enable the mighty hug to promote > > to whom we please > > but one kiss. > > > > > > > > Article 1: > > > > Statement of Love: > > The Kiss > > > > > > 1. > > Kiss on the hand > > I adore you > > > > 2. > > Kiss on the cheek > > I just want to be friends > > > > 3. > > Kiss on the neck > > I want you > > > > 4. > > Kiss on the lips > > I love you > > > > 5. > > Kiss on the ears > > I am just playing > > > > 6. > > Kiss anywhere else > > lets not get carried away > > > > 7. > > Look in your eyes > > kiss me > > > > 8. > > Playing with your hair > > I can't live without you > > > > > > 9. > > Hand on your waist > > I love you to much to let you go > > > > > > > > > > Article 2: > > The Three Steps > > > > 1. > > Girls: > > If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him. > > > > 2. > > Guys > > If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. > > > > 3. > > Guys & Girls > > Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. > > > > > > > > Article 3: > > The Commandments > > > > 1. > > Thou shall not squeeze > > too hard. > > > > 2. > > Thou shall not ask for a kiss, > > but take one. > > > > 3. > > Thou shall kiss > > at every opportunity. > > > > > > * Remember * > > A peach is a peach > > A plum is a plum, > > A kiss isn't a kiss > > Without some tongue. > > So open up your mouth > > close your eyes, > > and give your tongue > > some exercise!!! > > > > > > > > Here are a few reasons > > why guys like girls: > > > > 1. > > They will always smell good > > even if its just shampoo > > > > 2. > > The way their heads always > > find the right spot on our shoulder > > > > 3. > > How cute they look when they sleep > > > > 4. > > The ease in which they fit into our arms > > > > 5. > > The way they kiss you and > > all of a sudden everything > > is right in the world > > > > 6. > > How cute they are when they eat > > > > 7. > > The way they take hours > > to get dressed > > but in the end > > it makes it all worth while > > > > 8. > > Because they are always > > warm even when its minus 30 outside > > > > 9. > > The way they look good > > no matter what they wear > > > > 10. > > The way they fish for compliments > > even though you both know that you > > think she's the most > > beautiful thing on this earth > > > > 11. > > How cute they are when they argue > > > > 12. > > The way her hand always finds yours > > > > 13. > > The way they smile > > > > 14. > > The way you feel > > when you see their name > > on the call ID > > after you just had a big fight > > > > 15. > > The way she says > > 'lets not fight anymore' > > even though you know that > > an hour later.... > > > > 16. > > The way they kiss when > > you do something nice for them > > > > 17. > > The way they kiss you > > when you say > > 'I love you' > > > > 18. > > Actually ... > > just the way they kiss you... > > > > 19. > > The way they fall into your arms > > when they cry > > > > 20. > > Then the way they apologize > > for crying over something that silly > > > > 21. > > The way they hit you > > and expect it to hurt > > > > 22. > > Then the way they apologize > > when it does hurt. > > (even though we don't admit it)! > > > > 23. > > The way they say > > 'I miss you' > > > > 24. > > The way you miss them > > > > 25. > > The way their tears > > make you want to > > change the world > > so that it > > doesn't hurt her anymore..... > > Yet regardless > > if you love them, > > hate them, > > wish they would die > > or > > know that you would die > > without them ... > > it matters not. > > Because once in your life, > > whatever they were to the world > > they become everything to you. > > When you look them in the eyes, > > traveling to > > the depths of their souls > > and > > you say a million things > > without trace of a sound, > > you know that your own life > > is inevitable consumed > > within the rhythmic beatings > > of her very heart. > > We love them for a million reasons, > > No paper would do it justice. > > It is a thing not of the mind > > but of the heart. > > A feeling. > > Only felt. > > > > * > > > > > > > > This chain started in 1887. > > It is a love chain letter. > > In an hour you are > > supposed to send it to > > 25 people. > > It is easy, just look into > > chat rooms and find them. > > Anyway, > > send it to 25 people in 1 hour. > > Now here > > comes the fun part. > > You then say > > the name of the person > > you like or love > > and then the person will say > > 'I love you,' > > or > > 'Will you go out with me?' > > NO JOKE!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > NOW > > THE CONSEQUENCES > > > > The consequences are: > > If you break the chain letter, > > you will have bad luck > > in future relationships. > > If you don't > > break the chain, > > then you will be a > > happy camper!!! > > > > CoNgRatULaTioNs!! > > > > You have been chosen > > to participate > > in the > > LONGEST > > and the > > LUCKIEST > > chain letter on the Internet! > > Once you read, > > this letter you must > > IMMEDIATELY > > (meaning within the hour) > > be sent to > > 25 > > people > > After you send it, > > make a wish > > and it will come > > TRUE > > > > YOU MAY NOT WAIT > > FOR A CERTAIN TIME > > TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER, > > IT MUST BE SENT > > TO > > 25 > > PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, > > OR > > YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME > > TRUE! > > If THIS > > CHAIN LETTER > > IS CONTINUED UNTIL > > THE YEAR 2004, IT WILL BE PLACED IN > > > > THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS! > > > > > > > > PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!! > > > > *WARNING* > > > > IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, > > SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE > > WILL HAPPEN TO YOU: > > > > NOTE* > > THE MORE PEOPLE > > YOU SEND THIS TO > > THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL > > HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE. > > IF YOU BREAK > > THE CHAIN LETTER > > > > (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887) > > > > YOU WILL HAVE > > BAD LUCK > > WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE > > FOR SEVEN YEARS. > > THIS IS > > NO > > JOKE. > > GOOD LUCK
Twilight Obsessed Fan · Mon Apr 28, 2008 @ 02:51am · 0 Comments |
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