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lawlz..but I see no checks as to what makes u retarded (ROFLMAO)

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xD Hahaha The x's are your answers, right? Well, here's mine:

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 1

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

TOTAL: 6

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 10

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Dah I don't get the scoring. >.>

Manddeh! lol that was weird but dont worry i go tthe same as uXD

Are you retarded? Oh ******** I scored 112% O.o
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 6


[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 8


[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ x You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 11


[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] you are often told to use your 'inside voice'

TOTAL: 15


[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 19


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 27

GRAND TOTAL: 27

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and repost as: I am 108% retarded.

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde.{im not evan blonde}

TOTAL: 6


[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 10


[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[X] You type with three fingers or less.
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 14


[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] you are often told to use your 'inside voice'

TOTAL: 17


[...X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 21


[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[] The word "um" is used.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[X] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 28

GRAND TOTAL: 28

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and repost as: I am 112% retarded.