Just kidding. xD
Anyway, they are now elfs. Peter's a part human, part dog. Don't know why, but he reminds me of a puppy. ^ ^))
I awoke to one of two things. Sunshine and Sora chanting "OMGOMGOMG..." over and over again. "Sora, shut up, please." Yangi placed a hand over her face in shame of how loud Sora was in the morning...plus the fact that nurses and docters were starring. "Sora...please...shut." Sora looked at me with huge eyes and said, "GOOD MORNING AHIRU!!!" I literally fell out of my hospital bed, not like the floor was any better though, a really, really cold floor. I stole the blanket and a pillow and tried so hard to get back to sleep. Sora got louder. "OMGOMGOMG! Yangi! Get Ahiru off the floor!" Then Sora stuck her arm out "No let me!" Yangi glared and Sora starred with no meaning whatsoever. I crawled on the bed. "You goin' down-!" Then they had a cuss out. Meaning they cuss without much meaning behind any of it. "I wanna sleep... " They froze in mid steam. I almost wished I had that remote that stopped time because five seconds later they started fighting, yet again.
Then they got into a large fight and I used a pillow to block out the sound. I fell into another fitful sleep. Yet again.
When I woke up the nurses said I would be able to go. I, with my awesome ninja skills, nearly snuck out of there with out Yangi or Sora knowing. Until I came to the door. "AHHHHHIIIIRRRRUUU!!!" screamed Sora on the top of her lungs. "O dear lord!" I got ran over by Sora and she glomped the glass door. She slid to the floor, or in this case, me. "I feel something cushy under my butt Yangi! I told you bed bugs were real!" Yangi pointed downward. "O...OoOoOo!" She glomped me and told me she was sorry. The hen manuever.
"Try not to murder Ahiru-chan alright, Sora?" Sora turned to Yangi with the I have absolutely no clue what you said on her face. When Yangi repeated what she said, Sora gasped loudly. "Like I would do that to our cuddly squishy ducky???"
"Wait...what?" I turned to Sora. "I'm squishy...?" Then Peter came running in. "OMYGAWD where is she??? I must tell her tictacs that can help her against Sora's hen manuvers!" I tugged at his pants. Ahem.
"OMYGAWD how'd you get there!?" I shrugged and said awesome ninja skills. He asked Yangi why Sora is such a hen. "It is becuase Sora is Ahiru's pretend mother...."She chuckled at this part. "Your....the...."
"OMYGAWD WHATWHATWHAT???"
"Yo daddy!"
Peter fainted from the strange and hilarious prank/annoucement while Yangi was laughing her butt off. "Omy....so funny!" I joined her and so did Yangi. I was nicknamed in our little group that I was the orphan and they were the 'Respectable' adults/caretakers/people who raised me/why am I doing the slashing thing?/ sorta of thing. They pratically raised me.
Anyway, back to story.
After a long haul, we finally got out of the hospital. Only on one condition, which was that Sora would hold me and carry me all the way back to what we called a house. Well, it looked like a house to me, so it was close enough. Sadly, as always, we end up with a tiny problem. Which was mostly....a boy. Yes, a boy. But not just any boy, o no, this boy had a tiny little issue about how we lived without any parental supervision. So, he'd get his little note pad out with a small pencil and took notes on my health. Why me? Because Yangi and Sora don't change much because of being elfes, and Peter's part dog. So, the normal one is taken for testing.
