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lol, how to marry rich guy
Title: Young and pretty lady wishes to
marry a rich guy. Fantastic reply from
a financial person
A young and pretty lady posted this on
a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a
rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm
going to say here. I'm 25 this year.
I'm very pretty, have style and good
taste. I wish to marry a guy with
$500k annual salary or above. You
might say that I'm greedy, but an
annual salary of $1M is considered
only as middle class in New York . My
requirement is not high. Is there
anyone in this forum who has an income
of $500k annual salary? Are you all
married? I wanted to ask: what should
I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is
$250k annual income, and it seems that
this is my upper limit. If someone is
going to move into high cost
residential area on the west of New
York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual
income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang
out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is
only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who doesn't have looks and are
not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your
wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get
married)
Ms. Pretty
Here's a reply from a Wall Street
Financial guy:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great
interest. Guess there are lots of
girls out there who have similar
questions like yours. Please allow me
to analyze your situation as a
professional investor. My annual
income is more than $500k, which meets
your requirement, so I hope everyone
believes that I'm not wasting time
here.
From the standpoint of a business
person, it is a bad decision to marry
you. The answer is very simple, so let
me explain. Put the details aside,
what you're trying to do is an
exchange of "beauty" and "money":
Person A provides beauty, and Person B
pays for it, fair and square. However,
there's a deadly problem here, your
beauty will fade, but my money will
not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase
from year to year, but you can't be
prettier year after year. Hence from
the viewpoint of economics, I am an
appreciation asset, and you are a
depreciation asset. It's not just
normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only
asset, your value will be much worried
10 years later
By the terms we use in Wall Street,
every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will
sell it and it is not a good idea to
keep it for long term – same goes with
the marriage that you wanted. It might
be cruel to say this, but in order to
make a wiser decision any assets with
great depreciation value will be sold
or "leased". Anyone with over $500k
annual income is not a fool; we would
only date you, but will not marry you.
I would advice that you forget looking
for any clues to marry a rich guy. And
by the way, you could make yourself to
become a rich person with $500k annual
income. This has better chance than
finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are
interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me
signed, J.P. Morgan
hi
 seiran_sm · Thu Jan 17, 2008 @ 04:06pm · 0 Comments |
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