"Don't worry old pal. She'll be back, She'll Be back just you wait and see!" Polly said confidently.
*crickets singing in the background* Four hours later. "Oh god, where the hell am i, it started to rain im walking through an unknown forest, please let me find civilization" The girl kept walking until she saw a faint light in the distance in between the funny looking monkey on a tree to the left and a spider and preying mantis fight on the ledge of the tree to the right. She began to walk faster and as she approached the weird scene, she seemed to be too preoccupied to notice the root in front of her and fell like a stone onto her face.
Picking herself up she continued to follow the light. When she finally made her way out of the forest she realized that ONE: it had grown dark TWO: she was back to where she started. With a sigh she wandered up the path to the small town. Not finding a hotel, motel or any shelter whatsoever she set out to grab that little elf man and make him let her stay with him until of course she left this shabby little world.
She soon found her way up to the little path leading to the chapel on top of the hill. By the time she reached the top she was panting out of breath. "How in the love of god do they expect someone to come here with path like that. Ive had better days picking up elephant doo doo at the zoo than this. Although the smell is not bad, retract that something smells now."
Once reaching the top she found herself with a very peculiar seen. Elf man and an old geezer she hadn't met were sitting on a swing set in front of the chapel with those Indian bongs you find in a hookah bar. And the scent she smelled was ever smelly.
"What the hell are you smoking, the a** of a chimpanzee monkey?"
"No, a plant named "excrementitus" very good, does a wonder to a cold" the old man replied.
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