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Paula's Crazy and Scary Adventures In Sixth Period... |
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... Art Studio.
I sit close by three to four people: James, who, I suppose, sits on the horse in front of me; Tyler (whom i immensely enjoy calling Tyrra like Tee-rrah), who sits on the horse to my right; Rachel, who sits on the horse next to Tyler, but aheadish of me, and Liz, who has not been to class because she is not feeling well, usually sits on the horse next to James/Jim/Sprinkles (as he is 'lovingly' called, of course)
A little information about each person here:
James: (Now, remember, I just 'calls them as I sees them' so no sue me for misrepresentation, or something stupid like that...)
He is taller than me. (damn him!) He is pale, curly of hair, and has almost buggish blue eyes. That is not to say that I don't think his eyes are cool, because they are. n_n He is pink pale skinned, and speaks in a sort of nasal voice, and may have been confused for gay at sometime in his life. I think he's a pretty cool person, but he is rather self-deprecating in such a way that he manipulates people into complimenting him. It's quite fun, but he really needs to stop that. He makes a big show, in my humble opinion, of saying that he is hated, when, in fact, he is the furthest thing from being hated. He is rather mellow, but otherwise he attempts a very dark demeanor when he is in fact quite a humorous person.
Rachel: I like Rachel. For a while, I thought she didn't like me sweatdrop . SHe has described me as 'quiet and bizzare'. so I guess she tolerates me. n_n
She has neck length hair that may actually be a little longer because it sort of fans out at the end. She has awesome eyes as well. They're a sort of hazel, yet green color, and yet overall I would say her eyes are blue. She is very straightforward and in some circles, she would be deemed as loud, but then again, so would I. She has fairly wide eyes, and is light of skin, as well. She is small of stature, and used to be a cheerleader when she was in either the ninth or tenth grade. She quickly droppped out after experiencing a full year of the dramas of cheerleading, but she is still rather skinny (though not without curves, of course.)
She is the one that states that I am genferless, and is often saying
"One day, you will grow a gender," though she says it in a condescending manner that I somehow don't mind or care much for.
She is, to me, a pretty fun person.
Tyler: Ohhh, dear... I hate to say it, but Tyrra-san is quite possibly my favorite. n_n heart Dude, he rocks!! xd He has lightish brown hair that hangs over his eyes (otherwise, it is short.) , and is pale of skin, but not as much as James. He, too, is taller than me (daaaamn hiiiim..) but he is forgiveable. ^_^ He also claims to be homosexual, but is probably more of a metrosexual than he is homosexual. Gotta love him for that.
He took lessons in Japanese, and apparently was once able to read at a second grade level, though it has been years since he took the class and now speaks more japanese than he can write. Sometime after I expressed my interest in the japanese language, he began to spout random Japanese sentences. They're so random that I can barely remember what they were, but one involved a shoe... I'm just not sure as to why.
He revealed to us that he is clinically depressed. He never really showed it outwardly, except for his seemingly mellow demeanor. He says the most random things you vould ever hope to hear, and has even mentioned both mildly and blatantly perverse things. This guy is literally nuts, and I absolutely love him for it. He just rocks. He makes the insanest expressions, and can make his eyes go really wide, especially when he's on one of his 'random spurts of genuis.'
He is the creator of 'love robots'. He's every weird thing I can only aspire to be. He's practically my role model, as far as eccentricity goes. n_n
I have only managed to 'shock' him twice, the first time being yesterday and the first time being today.
I stated yesterday that that day would be the day that I grow a gender.Rachel became excited and told me to declare it, so I simply said that I am a girl... just tomboyish. In any case, I went back to my 'work' for art class, and began muttering to myself about my sexuality.
I was wondering semi-aloud to myself about whether I would be 'uke' or 'seme' and then gradually resolved that I might be uke... or seme..
Tyler has better hearing than he thinks he has. He heard me and his head whipped up and soon as he heard the words 'uke' and 'seme' come out of my mouth. His eyes were wide, and there was a big grin on his face. It was more like a slightly horrified and perverse grin. Rachel saw the look on his face and said she had to praise me for shocking him like that, because it is VERY hard to shock Tyler to the point that he gets that expression on his face. XD
That was funny. Today's incident was more embarrassing. I have this ongoing joke with friends at school that actually started probably on the last day of school in my sophomore year (previous school year.)
I was telling Claudie that, as unobvious as it was, men DO have hips. I call them 'Man waists.'
I actually grabbed a friend from anime club that year that had unfortunately passed by. Poor, poor Richard. sweatdrop He had red hair then...
in any case, he consented to be my... 'model.' I pointed to various areas of his body, which consisted of his clavicle and his 'man waist.' While Claudie and I further argued, I gave Richard permission to go. He just sort of said 'okay' and walked away slowly... then broke into a full out sprint... away from us. XD
Claudie still remembers that incident with glee. Hence forth, the idea of 'man waists' was sprung from my mind.
That explanation aside, I now describe what transpired today.
I was drawing a group of people sleeping (it's a little stranger than it sounds.) So far there are two boys and two girls. I won't describe it in explicit detail, but the long haired male on the left looks like he may be completely naked because his waist goes off the paper, and the guy on the far right does not have clothes yet. I was in the middle of drawing the guy on the right, when I muttered to myself about how I couldn't get his man waist right.
Out of the blue, I said "Show me your man waist!"
Tyler heard me and whipped his head up to look at me, just as quickly as before. This time, there was a little more fear than anything else on his face. I had to laugh. I laughed harder when he said, "I feel slightly uncomfortable now." Rachel in turn had heard me say "show me your man waist" and wanted to know what was going on. I couldn't articulate my thoughts at the time because I was laughing so hard, but I tried my best to explain that it was an old joke explaining that men have minor outward curves in their waist area, hence 'Man Hips' or 'Man waist.'
I couldn't stop laughing. I felt like I'd been caught in the middle of a double entendre that I couldn't properly explain to the person witnessing me and the other person in the middle of that double entendre.
It was more of a 'you had to be there' moment. I can't remember the exact words that came out of everyone's mouths... but I kept laughing to the point of tears cause I felt so horrible. Here everyone thought I had said something dirty, when in fact it was a... fairly innocent statement on male proportions. sweatdrop
I love Studio Art....
 Sakura Moonflower · Thu Oct 21, 2004 @ 02:55am · 0 Comments |
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