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Here's one of our newest... one of four that is... cool
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Jiima: nyahchan
Ani: XNani_AniX
Hidan: nyahchan
Deidara: XNani_AniX
Sasori: nyahchan
I'm getting bored of listing these, just friggen start.
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"Why am I doing this again?" Ani asked Blue. The older woman was taking her measurements to make a new akatsuki uniform, for just the girls.
"Becuase, your friend would probably want pink fuzzy bunnies or birds on it instead of the dark clouds. And you have more free time than her." She explained.
"Ok, just as long as none of the guys see me." She sighed. The new girls uniform
was supposed to be form fiting for the girls. I mean, do you really expect the cloak for the men to fit them?
Deidara was flipping through channels on the television. Kakazu was sitting next to him, counting money. Itachi was at the table, waiting for his eggs to be done.
Jiima paced around grumbling something about, "Why would I not have enough time? What? What? Am I really not fitted to wear a female akatsuki cloak?" she gasped, "Am I too fat? Too flat? What is it?" she was practically pulling out her purple hair. She pouted. "I don't get it!"
"Don't worry about it Jima." Ani sighed. Blue let them both leave while she worked on the clothing.
"Anyways, let's go bother Hidan and Kakazu." Ani smirked. That had to be one of her favorite pastimes here in the akatsuki. That and being outside without any distractions. She also liked bothering Hidan, for well, she had a 'little' crush on him.
Jiima groaned. "And do what? I don't have any tricky plots. And how come I couldn't get a cloak??" she grumbled. "I mean, if it meant not having pink bunnies, then I'll have one with clouds instead! OOPH!" Jiima tripped on Crispy. Itachi's sight bunny. She picked up Crispy. "Even Crispy has a suit." She cuddled the dead bunny. "Poor, poor, Crispy." she cooed softly, petting the furry bunny.
"Why am I doing this again?" Ani asked Blue. The older woman was taking her measurements to make a new akatsuki uniform, for just the girls.
"Becuase, your friend would probably want pink fuzzy bunnies or birds on it instead of the dark clouds. And you have more free time than her." She explained.
"Ok, just as long as none of the guys see me." She sighed. The new girls uniform was supposed to be form fiting for the girls. I mean, do you really expect the cloak for the men to fit them?
Deidara was flipping through channels on the television. Kakazu was sitting next to him, counting money. Itachi was at the table, waiting for his eggs to be done.
Jiima paced around grumbling something about, "Why would I not have enough time? What? What? Am I really not fitted to wear a female akatsuki cloak?" she gasped, "Am I too fat? Too flat? What is it?" she was practically pulling out her purple hair. She pouted. "I don't get it!"
"Don't worry about it Jima." Ani sighed. Blue let them both leave while she worked on the clothing.
"Anyways, let's go bother Hidan and Kakazu." Ani smirked. That had to be one of her favorite pastimes here in the akatsuki. That and being outside without any distractions. She also liked bothering Hidan, for well, she had a 'little' crush on him.
Jiima groaned. "And do what? I don't have any tricky plots. And how come I couldn't get a cloak??" she grumbled. "I mean, if it meant not having pink bunnies, then I'll have one with clouds instead! OOPH!" Jiima tripped on Crispy. Itachi's sight bunny. She picked up Crispy. "Even Crispy has a suit." She cuddled the dead bunny. "Poor, poor, Crispy." she cooed softly, petting the furry bunny.
"Hidan, Deidara, Ani and Jima, report to my office now!" A dark voice said over the intercom. Ani sighed.
"Let's hurry and get this over with." she sighed. She went towards the leaders and soon met up qith Deidara on the way. "what do you think this is about?" She asked.
"Maybe we're getting promotions, un!" He said happily.
Jiima groaned. "Mmmmm. Whenever The Leader calls us up, it's usually NOT good. Like when you're at school. They only call you up for something bad." she pouted.
"I just hope Hidan's not doing a ritual right now." Ani sighed. She looked around. "Where is he anyways?" She asked.
Deidara shrugged. "He's probably wiping up his own blood, un." He yawned.
Jiima shuddered. "Eew. I can't take blood or ... operations or... anatomy or.... um... that kind of stuff."
Hidan walked in with his pike half in his chest and leaving behind a trail of blood. "This better be pretty ******* important!" He yelled.
Jiima cringed. "Ew ew ew ew ew."
Deidara patted Jima's head since he was taller than she. "Just don't look, un." He sighed.
The leader walked out and ignored Hidan's bloody state. "I've chosen you 4 for a very important mission." He said.
"What's the mission?" Ani asked.
"You 4...Have to pose as teachers at a local highschool." He said like it was the most dangerous thing.
Shock spread over Jiima's face. "Oh my God! I can't do it! I won't make it!" she cringed.
Hidan rolled his eyes. "Ok, I wanna' be... Social Studies. Everyone can learn about Jashin." he said proudly.
"Hidan, you don't get to pick. This hat contains all of the subjects that are available at the school." Leader said holding it out. Deidara pulled one out and smiled gleefully.
"I'm an Art teacher,un!" He said happily. Ani sighed.
"They'll need a lot of money for repairs then." She said. she drew one out and got English. "Not my strongest skill, but It's ok." she said.
Jiima giggled at Ani's remark and drew a card. She just looked at it. "Well I am pretty athletic..." she said without telling what it was she drew.
Hidan reached in and pulled out a card. His eyeballs popped out. "But... but!!!!"
"Whad'ya get?" Jiima peered over to look at his card without looking at him in his bloody state. Her face was full of disgust. She reached up and patted Hidan's shoulder. "Good luck with tha--" she looked at her hand. It was all bloody. "Ew!" she tried to shake the blood off.
Both Deidara and Ani looked at it. Deidara was on the floor laughing so hard within 5 seconds. "It's not...that...bad..." ani said trying to cheer the older man up.
Hidan glared. "SEX ED IS NOT BAD????" he screeched.
Jiima cowered. "It was the worst class EVER!" she shuddered. "Bad memories. Bad memories."
Hidan groaned. "This is just great. If I had drawn before you, Jiima, I probably would have gotten whatever you have!" he pointed a suspecting finger at Jiima.
Jiima smirked at him. "Oh, I know you would LOVE girl's P.E. You would stare at all the young girls." she snickered.
Hidan scowled. "What the **** do you mean by that? That's it I'm gonna' kill you!"
Jiima ran away from him and Hidan ran after her with his pike that he drew out of his chest. Jiima yelped as they ran around the class in circles. "Anii!!" Jiima begged. "Help me!"
"Hidan stop trying to kill Jima." Ani said. She put her foot out after Jima past her to trip Hidan. "And stop taking this like your a child. Take it like an adult." she said.
Deidara, meanwhile, was still on the floor laughing.
Jiima stopped. "Who, me?" she pointed to herself. "Or Hidan?"
"All of you." Ani said. She turned around to see if any other akatsuki member was watching, since she felt like they were being watched. She saw Tobi duck down and sighed.
Jiima looked at Ani. "What? Something wrong? Wanna' trade subjects? If we do I'd watch out... Hidan will look at ya' but if you supervise from behind a bush you should be safe and--" Jiima took a long breath, "You don't have to be cooped up inside all day!" Jiima proposed hopefully. She sure didn't want Hidan or any other person watching her in that P.E. uniform. I mean, what if they did swimming?
"You will all keep the subjects you have. You have 30 minutes to get ready." The leader said. "Do not wear your akatsuki cloaks." He said. "Now go, and don't get fired." He said, before leaving.
"30 minutes?!" Deidara said, getting off from the floor. He ran to his bedroom, looking for something decent to wear. Ani walked to her's. She had some nice clothing, but could use some more.
Jiima ran to her room. She had a jillion outfits. She grabbed a coat and wore a lightly pleated skirt with some marijanes and long socks. She ran to Ani's room. She knocked. "Ya' need something to wear?" she asked tentatively.
"No." Ani said opening the door. She wore a simple white blouse and black work pants. she had normal tennis shoes on.
Deidara walked up to them with a white t-shirt and blue jeans. He had Etnies on.
Jiima looked at Deidara and turned her knees inward. Her eyes were sparkling. "Ka-...kawaii...." she muttered. she shook her head. She blushed and ran to her room. "EEE!" she squealed as she ran away.
Hidan came down the hall pointing behind him. "What was that about?" He had a casual jacket and work pants. His shirt was all torn up from various rituals. He had some work shoes.
Ani sighed as Deidara got an anime sweatdrop. "Let's just get going." she said.
"Jima! Were' leaving, un!" Deidara called down the hall. Ani looked at Hidan.
"You could use a better shirt." she said seeing all of the rips in it.
Jiima peered out from out of a corner. Her green eyes sparkled. She was still blushing. She saw Deidara and ducked again. She lay against the wall her chest heaving in and out as she breathed deeply. She tried to remain calm, she really did! But... he was just.... so ... so!
Hidan shrugged. "I could care less." he retorted as he continued down the hall.
Deidara and Ani walked with him. "Well you might scare the kids." Ani said.
"He'll scare the kids with his language, un." Deidara snickered. "After all, his speech only contains curse words, un." He laughed more.
Hidan grunted. "I'm going to put up slides on the projector. That and nothing else." he argued.
Ani had taken a different route out, and was just out the door. She held her hands together and near her face. "Ka- ka!! Kawaii!" she repeated to herself. Still blushing deeply. She giggled. She couldn't stop. She'd have to wait for the image to go away.
"There you are." Hidan pointed to Jiima. "Sheesh. You keep spacing off."
Jiima jumped 3 feet off the ground and looked over her shoulder with a teary stare. "You... you scared me..." she studdered.
"Don't mind him, un." Deidara said. "I'll race you, un." He added smirking.
Ani sighed. "You better not get dirty." she said. the school was only a few miles away, so it would be a quick walk.
Jiima smirked. If there was one thing she knew she could beat him at, it was athletics. "You're on!" she cheered. "Ani, will you hold this?" She smiled as she held out he briefcase to Ani.
Hidan groaned. "What do you need a briefcase for?
"Paperwork, School P.E. uniform, Swimsuit uniform... and ... well, teacher stuff." as she listed them off, she counted them off on her fingers.
"Fine." ani said she held it.
"1...Go!" Deidara said, running after saying Go. He thought he could beat her this way. Ani sighed and looked at Hidan.
"Well, let's go." She said.
Jiima easily ran past Deidara and kept ahead of him.
Hidan groaned. "That kid has waaaaaaaaaay too much sugar."
"Which is why she's better suited for gym class than you." Ani said. She started walking past them. Deidara tried to run past her, but found it hard to do.
Hidan grunted. He didn't feel like arguing. "Well then why did I get stuck with the shitty class?" he asked her.
"Becuase you picked it." Ani said. "It's not that hard to teach though. At least not for some people, like Kakazu or maybe the leader." She said.
Deidara stopped infront of the school panting. she beat him in running again.
Jiima smiled and gave a thumbs up. "Yaay!"
"And why is that?" Hidan asked.
"Damn." Deidara muttered. He sat down. "Fine. You win, un." He smiled at her.
"Becuase you did. How am I supposed to know why you picked it?" She asked madly.
"Sheesh." Hidan backed off.
"Looks like I win." ani smiled at him, walking up to Deidara and Jima. "You two better get to your class." she said. Deidara just groaned but did so.
Jiima groaned, imitating Deidara, but not trying to mock him. She walked off to the girl's locker room. She groaned. This sucked.
"Have fun in your class Hidan." Ani laughed walking to her classroom. He was right across the hall from her, making it easy for her to check up on him if she heard any loud cursing.
Deidara walked into his classroom. It had all kinds of paintings hung on the walls. He got some clay out and started having his mouths work it so he could mold it. Class hadn't started yet, so there were no kids in the classroom.
Hidan slipped some projector slides into the computer. He didn't want to talk about the subject. He's just take the easy route.
Jiima got changed into the P.E. outfit. Why did it look like it did? It was like underwear and a t-shirt! How do people put up with this?
The school bell rang and a mass of students entered the hallways. Each student went to their first class. Ani smiled at them when her students walked in and most smiled back.
Deidara was molding the bird and just stared at the student entering his classroom.
Jiima waved hello to her students. "If you get changed out and meet me on the field, I'll tell you what to do. Did anyone forget a lock or uniform today? Good. Ok... just have a free for all on who gets what locker, just no fighting, 'kay? See ya'." she zoomed out on the field in the disturbing P.E. uniform.
A girl in Hidan's class raised her hand. "Um...Sensei, can you explain about this a little?" She asked pointing to the picture on the screen.
ani was getting along with most of her students. There were a few, though, that were just to cool and just ignored her.
"Sensei? Are you a girl?" A young man asked from Deidara's class. His eye twitched.
"No..."He said angrily.
"Oh...But you look like on-" The boy wasn't able to finish.
"I'm a man Dammit!!" Deidara yelled.
Jiima stretched with her students. "Ich, Nii, San, Ich Nii, San."
Ani sat at her desk while her students did a little paper on themselves. She wanted to know the students, so that she could know what made them tick.
Hidan started the slideshow for his students. "See them? Watch it and learn. No questions. I don't like questions. And if I do get questions well... " his eyes blazed with fire. All of his students 'gulped' at the same time.
"Uh...Uh...Sensei...Why don't you like questions?" A girl asked. She had just been dared by her friend to ask that.
"Ok, so today we're going to play capture the flag." she preceeded to explain the rules.
Hidan let the kids watch the disturbing video, though most were sleeping.
Soon the bell rang for lunch. Deidara and Ani dismissed their kids. Deidara sighed.
Ani went across the hall. she hadn't seen his kids leave yet. She opened the door and walked in. She sighed at the movie he was making them watch and walked over to him. "Hidan, your supposed to dismiss your kids for lunch, not make them watch this." She said.
Hidan yawned. "What? Oh ok. You can go." The grateful students flooded out.
Jiima was in the middle of her shower. Her students had already left. When she got out she changed back into her uniform. She didn't want to have to keep changing back and forth. She looked at the room number Ani was in. She knocked. She was carrying a tote bag with her lunch in it. "Ani-San??"
Ani sighed. "Did you fall asleep, Hidan?" she asked. She heard her name from outside, since his door was still open. "In here Jima." she called to her.
Deidara was walking around looking for the 4 of them.
Jiima looked at the classroom across. She walked over, "Ah Ani! Hi-Hidan, this is your classroom??" she twitched. "What is that up there?" She pointed to one of the slides.
Hidan looked at it. "Off the internet." He replied, bored.
Deidara entered Hidan's classroom too. "So, you didn't even talk about 'it' did you, un?" He asked snickering.
Jiima turned around. "Dei- Deidara!" she looked around for something. She was in the P.E. uniform! "Oh god...." she stood behind Ani.
Hidan grunted. "No. Would you?" he asked sneering.
"No, un." Deidara said. "Is there something wrong, Jiima, un?" He asked giving her a confused look.
Ani sighed. "She's embarrassed by her clothing." she sighed. She turned her head to her friend. "You can wear shorts over them until class you know." She explained.
"A-Ani...." she protested in a high voice. I'll run back to class. "You know it's sooo annoying to have to keep changing out..." she turned deep red as she ran back to the locker room. She put on the skirt and ran back. She opened the door panting. "Back."
Hidan groaned.
"What was the problem anyways, un?" Deidara asked.
"She hates the gym uniforms."
"Why, un?" He asked. He never really saw a girls uniform.
Jiima blushed. "Umm.... it's just not comfortable." she broke out in a cold sweat.
"Yeah right." Ani said. She yawned more. "Anyways, I didn't bring lunch." She added.
"Me either, un." Deidara said.
Jiima pulled out a small bento box "I brought some.... but, um, why did everyone forget to bring theirs?
Hidan rolled his eyes. "We only had 30 minutes."
"We should go buy some from the lunch room, un." Deidara said. "I heard we get a discount, un." He added happily.
Ani sighed. "We'll be right back Jiima." She said and her and Deidara walked out towards the lunchroom.
Jiima sighed as she watched them walk out the door. "..." she opened her bento and broke the chopsticks in half. She decided to wait for them before she started eating.
They came back about 10 minutes later. "Looks like hidan isn't eating, un." Deidara said. "Not like it would matter, un." He added.
Ani sighed and sat her food down. She started eating her pizza, not bothering to wait.
"I don't ******* eat 'k?" Hidan yelled angrily.
Jiima opened her bento box she had packed. It had fried eggs, sushi, and riceballs with uemboshi and salmon.
"Does that mean he's anorexic?" A male student whispered to his friend from outside the door. Ani turned towards them but they didn't notice.
Jiima noticed two faces outside the door. She opened it. "Something the matter?"
"No..." the kids said. they stood up before running off.
"Hidan, I think they called you anorexic." Ani said biting into her pizza again.
Deidara started laughing at this. "He is, un." He said.
"UGH! AM NOT!" Hidan yelled.
Jiima closed the doors. She quietly finished her bento and cleaned up where she was eating. She picked up Hidans slides in disgust. "I can't believe you make them watch this crap."
Hidan scowled. "You got a different method?" he said angrily.
Jiima pondered this. "... Other than doing what the regular teachers did, no.... Ani?"
"Explain it." She said sternly. Deidara looked at her.
"I bet he hasn't even done it, un." He laughed.
Jiima laughed nervously and blushed furiously. "A-heh-heh-heh... maybe, Hidan, you could show hentai. You AND the kids would enjoy it."...
"The parents wouldn't." Ani said. She finished her pizza and turned towards them. The bell would ring soon, making them all leave to go to their classes.
"Bye," Jiima waved and trotted off to the girl's locker room.
Deidara walked back to his classroom.
Ani stood up. "At least the days almost over." she yawned. "see you later Hidan." she said and walked into her classroom.
Jiima groaned. ANOTHER game of capture the flag. Booooring. She changed into the P.E. uniform.
Ani yawned in her class. She was starting to get bored of her first day.
Hidan started up another set of slides as he took a nap.
Jiima directed her students to pick a locker and meet her in the field, ready to play capture the flag.
"Um...Sensai." A girl student said, lightly poking Hidan's head. "The slides burnt up." She said.
Hidan opened one eye and looked at the slides. He turned off the projector. He rubbed the bridge of his nose. He turned on the lights, and everyones pupils shrunk in size. He picked up the phone and called Ani's classroom. He heard it ring.
Ani picked up the phone. "Hello, this is Ani's classroom." she yawned. She didn't think it would be Hidan, since he could just walk right across the hall to talk to her.
"Ani, the slides burnts up." he said with a tint of annoyance in his voice. "What do I do?"
Jiima stretched... AGAIN. "Ich, Nii, San, Ich Nii, San."
"How am I supposed to know. You're the teacher. Call Kakazu if you have to. He's the 'expert'." She yawned again.
Hidan had a hint of panic in his voice now. "I'm not going to do this if it means talking!"
"Your acting like a scared child, Hidan." Ani said. "Are you that afraid of your students?" She asked him.
Hidan sighed and looked over his shoulder at his students. "Well, they are scary..."
Ani blinked. "They can't hurt you bakka." she sighed. "At least try to teach." she added.
Hidan twitched. "How about we switch for one hour." Hidan protested.
Jiima stretched backwards and looked in a classroom window. It must be nice to have air conditioning... she thought to herself.
She sighed. "No, Hidan. Not unless you want to give me something." She sighed agian.
"What?" he protested.
"Just buy me dinner for the next 2 weeks or something." she sighed. "And you have to do your job all day tomorrow without complaining once." she added.
Hidan sighed. "Why not permanently?" he said hopefully.
Jiima blew a whistle and the game began. She sighed and sat down on the ground under a tree, tai-iku style.
"You better be happy that i'm trading you for one day." She sighed. Her students were giving her a confused look, while Hidan's students were starting to raise their voices talking to their friends.
Hidan groaned and turned towards his students. "It's a deal. How long is this mission going to last anyway?"
"Who knows." She sighed. "Anyways, tell your students we have to switch. I'm not doing it for you." She added.
Hidan hung up. "Students, you're getting another teacher for now." he left the room and met up with Ani in the hall. He scowled. He wish this were a permanent switch.
"Have fun." Ani said to him and walked into his classroom. Her students watched Hidan come in with a few had scared looks at him.
Hidan stretched out and put his feet on the desk. He looked through the drawers for an assignment. "What were you guys doing before I came in?" he said.
"We were filling out some papers on ourselves." A male student said.
Ani started teaching, but i'm not going to go into details.
Deidara was glaring at him students. None of them could make good birds.
Hidan yawned. "Then keep on doing that..."
Jiima stood up and blew her whistle. "Next Round! This round will have slightly different rules to challenge you a little more." Her students groaned.
"Um, Sensei, what are we supposed to do after we're done?" A female student asked Hidan.
Hidan yawned. "Write a paper on Jashiin."
Jiima directed the students to their field and to their position. Blowing her whistle if someone did something she didn't like. "You! You stay in your position!" She yelled and pointed at one of the students.
Then the student asked the most forbidden question. "Who's Jashiin?" She asked confused. Most of the students nodded like they all wanted to know.
Ani had the students doing a paper.
Deidara walked up to one of his students. "Your doing it all wrong, un." He said.
The student looked up with a teary stare. "B-but... I-I..." She burst out crying. Her bird was SAD. "It was..." she sniffled, "M-My best..." she sniffled some more.
Deidara sighed. "Don't cry, un." He sighed again. He couldn't stand girls crying and not a lot of guys cried.
Hiidan gasped. He started preaching his Jashiin sermon.
Jiima sighed. She could hear Hidan preaching about 'almighty Jashiin'. She scratched the back of her neck and faced the school. She squinted. "Where are they in there? I sure can hear them...."
Ani looked at her room. "I'll be right back." she told his students. she walked into her room. "Hidan, no sermon!" she sighed opening her door.
Hidan looked at her with annoyance. "Why the **** not? You got a problem with religion? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH JASHIIN?" He loomed over her with fire in his eyes.
Her eye twitched. She quickly kneed him in the stomach. A few kids were starting to whisper to their friends about their fighting.
"They're acting like lovers..." One of the female students whispered to her friend.
Hidan doubled over. "That... wasn't my stomach..." He had tears forming in his tearducts. It had been a while since that happened. "DAMMIT! GET AWAY!" he was still doubled over.
Ani heard her students remark and sighed. "Well, don't preach." Ani said and walked back to her classroom. It was almost time to go home, but they had to stay later.
Hidan gathered himself up and cringed with each step to his desk. All the students were staring at him. " GET TO WORK DAMMIT!" He yelled. All the students gulped simultainously, just like in his other classroom.
Deidara dismissed his students 5 minutes early, just to get rid of them. He sighed and leaned back in his chair, with his feet on his desk.
Ani was reminding Hidan's class not to forget about their homework tonight...If they had any.
Jiima dismissed her class with a eardrum blowing whistle. "Dismissed!" She gestured towards the girl's locker room.
"Dismissed..." Hidan said blankly. He was leaning back and had his feet on the desk.
Jiima ran in with her students. She held the door open for them to get out withought any casualties. She changed back into her normal clothes. She lugged her tote bag over her shoulder and walked into Ani's room. Her eyes bugged out. "H-Hidan??"
"Other room Idiot."
Jiima groaned and walked into the other class. "So you're teaching his class now??"
"No. We just switched for today...Which was a bad idea." She sighed. "Dismissed." she said to her students. They quickly left. "Anyways, let's go get Deidara. He might be sleeping." she said.
Deidara wasn't sleeping, but his eyes were closed.
Rude awakening. Jiima had pulled his hair out of a ponytail and was brushing it. "Iz sooooooooooooooooooooooo soft." She said.
Deidara opened his eyes. "Jima...Don't touch my hair, un." He said. Ani laughed a bit at this. Just than a very loud explaosion could be heard from down the hall.
Jiima put the hairbrush away and stroked his hair once more before running to the explosion. "But Iz soo soft!" She protested as she ran out the door.
"Oh just shut up, un." Deidara said and fell backwards. He got up after rubbing his head, than ran with Ani to the explosion.
Hidan was already there with Jiima. There was a lot of smoke, so he couldn't see. But he could hear Jiima coughing. "Where the **** are you? Jiima coughed.
Jiima wiped the tears from her eyes. Her eyes were sensitive. She squinted. She couldn't see anything. "Hi-- *cough* Hidan?" she went into a coughing fit. "Where's Deidara and Ani?" she coughed.
Hiidan squinted. "I thought they'd be the cause of all this..."
"I was with them when I heard it..." she replied.
"Hey! That's just mean, un." Deidara said. Ani sneezed.
"Let's at least take a look at whats wrong." She said and walked a little ways. She sneezed again.
Jiima held her hands out in front of her and bumped into a wall. She fell. "Owowow."
Hidan looked over his shoulder. "Ani, did you just bump into me?
Jiima wiped away more tears. "N-nope. It's Jiima."
Hidan walked a little ways away. "Then where's Ani?"
"Over here." She sneezed again. Deidara had his palms closed, not wanting to get smoke in his palms. He kinda felt different. He could see the smoke starting to clear a little bit.
Jiima closed her eyes and wiped away more tears. She was sitting on the ground. Her shirt sleeves were longer than her arms. She wiped her eyes on them. "A-Ani!" she wailed for consolation. "Where are you??"
Hidan coughed and looked around. He twitched. "A-Ani.... Deidara... Jiima?"
The smoke was finally all cleared. "Why does everyone look...Smaller?" Ani asked. She held up her sleeves to see that they were longer than her arms.
Deidara looked at his hands. It did indeed, seem like they were smaller.
Jiima sniffled. "I shrunk?!" she looked at her feet. "Nope. Their still tiny." She looked for her hair. One thing she had grown out over the years. It was at the top of her neck. "It's shorter!" she wailed.
"You know...This is what I looked like when I was about 15..." Ani said. Her eyes grew wide. "We lost a few years, haven't we?" She asked horrified. Law would make them go to school.
Jiima blinked away more tears. "I was a midget still! And I always had violent moodswinsgs! I hated being 15!"
Hidan groaned. "You still have violent moodswings."
Jiima cracked her knuckles and glared at Hidan. "My legs are very powerful."
Hidan twitched. "Yeah yeah,... um... very powerful indeed! He said, remembering the incedent earlier.
"I think...We should get back to the base, un." Deidara said. "Leader might know what happened, un." He added. Ani nodded. She started walking for the door. Deidara followed her. His hair was still long, but shorter than in his older years.
Jiima wailed the whole way to the base. "My hair, iz sho-sho-shorter!" She kept feeling the back of her neck as though it would become longer that way. But it was still at the top of her neck.
Ani sighed. "We'll fix this Jima, just stop whining." She said.
Jiima looked down at Ani. "I was taller than you at this age wasn't I?" she said stroking her chin. She wasn't quite as tall as Hidan or Deidara, but still, a couple inches taller than Ani. "Heh heh!" She liked being taller than Ani.
"Oh, shut up!" she said madly. Jima knew very well she didn't like being short. She looked up at Deidara who was snickering down at her. "I hate you." She remarked.
Jiima laughed. "And I'm as tall as Mii-Chan, and that means you're shorter than her too...." she pondered. "I hope Pokey didn't get a growth spert. I like her being shorter than me too!" she worried.
"Can we stop talking about height now?" she asked. she didn't like the guys knowing what she hated.
Deidara snickered again. "Hey, we're here,un." He said and opened the door for them.
Hidan stepped in first. "Leader, what the **** happened here!?"
Jiima stepped in after him. "Saankyou!" she smiled.
The leader and everyone else blinked at them. "Who let some kids in?" Kakazu asked.
Deidara twitched. "It's us, un!" He said. The leader walked over to them.
"Well, how am I supposed to know what happened? I wasn't there." He said.
Jiima glared and waved around her sleeve. "What's all of this about?"
"It seems like you all shrunk." The leader stated.
Hidan smacked his forehead with his palm. "Oh really?"
"Well, you might as well go to school. I don't want to get sued." The leader said. "You 4 will teach their classes." He added pointing at the 4 other men in the room.
Jiima groaned. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." I dun' wanna'. Plus we need to get school outfits and that would cost money. She smirked at Kakazu.
Kakazu looked at her. "Why not? After all, it will be fun to torture you in 'that' class." He smirked back under his mask.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Jiima ran into her room and slammed the sliding door as hard as she could 5 times. Each time inbetween saying, "No!!" afterwards she screamed, "NEEEEEEVVVEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" She locked it... somehow... then she started whamming her head into a wall loudly.
Deidara and Ani both sweat dropped. This was sbout the worst thing to happen in history.
Jiima slid her door closed. She had an I'm-so-pissed-off-if-you-say-anything-about-that-class-I'll-punch-your-*******-face-in. look on her face. She stood there stiff, wearing her backpack and school uniform.
Ani walked out of her room from across the hall from Jima and tried pulling down the mini-skirt they had to wear. "I feel violated." She sighed. Deidara joined them with a normal boys uniform on.
"WELL YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE FEELIN' VIOLATED--" she looked at Deidara and melted into a pool of liquid. "ka-....ka-!! kawa--!"
Deidara blinked. "Why does she always do that when i'm wearing something new, un." He asked Ani who shrugged.
"Where's Hidan?" she asked him making him shrug.
Hidan came from behind them. "I've been standing here for a while..." He said.
"Oh...Well, let's go get the torture over with." Ani sighed. she was still trying to make her skirt longer. Deidara snickered and whistled a bit.
Jiima patted Ani's head. "I'm sorry." Jiima's legs were long and tan. She always went to the waterparks, so she never minded showing some leg. Everyone always said she had great legs...
"Would you stop it?!" Ani asked madly, hitting her hand away. Deidara snickered again.
Hidan laughed. "Don't like bein' short now do ya'?"
Ani just grumbled. "You are mean." She said. "And I can hurt you." She added.
"I'm still scared of our teachers from the akatsuki..." she trembled.
Hidan remembered and started twitching. "I'm scared of Kakazu." he shuddered, and not because it was cold.
"I think we all are." Ani said and shivered. Deidara nodded.
"I'm going to hate art, un." He said with a tint of anger.
Jiima growled and gritted her teeth. "I'll do something... Oh I know!" she jeered.
"Sasori will turn you into a puppet if you destroy his puppets." Ani said.
"No, he's not that desperate for puppets." she laughed.
Hidan squinted. "What's that on your backpack?"
Jiima lifted it up. "These?" she pointed to buttons.
"Yeah, what's on em'?" he asked.
Jiima blushed. "Deidara pins!" she said happily
"Oh god...She got more obsessed since she just hit puberty." Ani sighed.
"Why do you have buttons of me, un?" Deidara asked.
Jiima punched Ani's side hard as she could and smiled at Deidara. She made a peace sign. "Cuz' I'm your #1 fangirl!!" she grinned. "I fight for your rights!" she made a fist. "Those stupid yaoi fangirls."
Ani held her side.
"Yoai?" Deidara asked.
"Boy on boy." Ani smirked. Deidara looked scared and disgusted by this.
Jiima glared at Ani. "She's one too. So is my friend Mii-Chan. But Ani's a player if anything. She's keeps changing who she likes. It used to be Deidara... then it was...who was it Ani? Sasori?? Or ... wait... what?" Jiima thought. "Anyway, those yaoi fangirls like the pairing," she gulped and made a scary face, "DeidaraX-- do you even want to know??" she asked.
Deidara shook his head quickly saying no.
"Hey, I don't like that pairing of Yaoi." Ani complained. "And I am not a player." she added madly.
"Ani-Nii's in denial!" Jiima added cutely. "Ishka, to Hitsugaia, Deidara to Sasori, to--"
"SHUT UP!" Ani yelled. they were just about at school, and she didn't want Hidan to hear the other name.
Jiima giggled. "Knew it." The bell rang. Jiima twitched. "Gotta' go!" She ran to her first class. She looked at her schedule. She looked at the girl's locker room. She checked her schedule again and groaned. She went in and followed the instructions on the whiteboard. She chose a locker and changed into her school swimsuit. She went to the pool. and sat in the area she had to wait for her teacher.
Ani followed her just as quick. Deidara went to the boys and got his swim trunks on.
"Hey, I think we all have the same schedule." Ani said seeing Deidara come by the pool.
Jiima smacked her own forehead. Hidan came out and did the same. "You again?" they both said simultaneously with the same annoyed voice.
Deidara blinked and eyes them both. "You two look good in bathing suits." He said. Ani hit him upside the head for this remark.
Jiima was drawn back. "It's the perv side of Deidara I've heard about!" she said in shock.
Hidan laughed at that.
"Oh my god. Hidan actually laughed at something Jiima said." Ani faked gasped.
"Hey! I'm not a perv." Deidara defended.
Hidan glared. "I can laugh whenever the **** I want."
Jiima's eyes bugged out. "Now he's in denial!" she had little streams of tears coming out of her eyes.
"Rightttt." she was. she was on the edge of the pool. They weren't told to dive in yet, so they all stood there.
Deidara sighed. He turned to Ani with a michevious grin. He whispered in Hidan's ear. "Push her in, un."
Hidan laughed. He acted as if he was crossing to the other side of the pool, but pushed her in with a push of his hand and kept walking.
Jiima gasped. "A-Ani!! Are you okay?" what if... she...?
Ani swam to the surface and gasped for air. "HIDAN!!!!" She yelled madly.
"Ani! I never told you to start!" A blue man yelled at her.
"Oh shut your hole!" she said at him madly. Deidara was laughing like crazy at her.
Jiima tugged at her hair. "Oh, no, no, no!"
Hidan laughed. "Ani, how could you disobey the gym teacher's..." he looked up. "Ki-Kisame?!"
"You b*****d! You did this!" she yelled at him.
"Ani, get out before I make you." Kisame said. She grumbled and got out. She stomped over to Hidan madly.
Hidan looked around as if he did nothing. "What?
"I swear i'll find a way to kill you." She whispered to him in a deadly tone.
Hidan laughed nervously. "Yeah... okay!"
Jiima was still fretting about it. she was walking around in circles murmuring nonsense to herself.
Kisame just watched them. "Ok, let's swim!" He yelled happily. Ani sighed.
"I bet that's all we're going to do while he's teacher." she said and she jumped in. Deidara was hesitant since it would mess up his hair.
Jiima jumped in. She took a big breath when she returned to the surface. She started to swim, but it wasn't the same as running. She was slow. "The only thing I'm good at here is dives!" she whined. Kicking repeatedly to stay upright in the water.
Ani pulled Hidan into the water and dunked him until he couldn't breathe.
Hidan fought to the surface and took a big breath and smirked. "I wouldn't have died anyway!" he said, laughing.
Jiima held on to one side of the pool. "Se-Sensei... what are we going to learn?" One of the other female students nodded in agreement.
"Why would I teach you how to swim? Just do." Kisame said.
Ani just smirked. "I know, but it's fun to try." She said.
Kisame looked at them. "Ani, Hidan stay after class for rough housing." He told them.
Jiima giggled. "That doesn't sound right." she tried to stifle her giggles.
"But...Hidan started it!" Ani said in her defense.
"I don't care." Kisame said. Ani grumbled.
Jiima giggled more, blushing a little.
Hidan scowled at her. "What the **** are you laughin' at?" he narrowed his eyes at her.
Jiima stopped and twitched. "Uh... heh heh heh..." she did a little nervous laugh and scratched the back of her neck.
"That's what I thought..." Hidan threatened.
Ani sighed. She splashed Jiima. Deidara was trying so hard to keep his head and hair above water.
Jiima coughed. "CUT THAT OUT!" she yelled. "nngh... I'm bored. And I think I need a floatie..." she groaned. "Swimming takes up too much of my energy... and I don't have much of that.."
"Is Jima getting lazy?" Ani asked her.
Jiima swam over and sat on the steps. "I've always been lazy!" she whined.
"But your so athletic." She said.
"Ok, get ready for your next class." Kisame said. Ani got out along with Deidara.
Jiima sighed. "People say that, but I have little endurance, ... kind of like a cheetah!" she said happily. When she was little she thought she was a cheetah once...
"so what happened to that?" Ani asked her.
"Cheetah's run fast, but for limited amounts at a time... When I was little I could do the splits! No one knows where that went!" she said happily.
"When I was little I could...Do everything I do now." She said after some thought.
Jima narrowed her eyes. "Rub it in my face, eh??"
"But it's just always so fun to do that." ani smirked. she looked around for the guys.
Hidan was scowling as he was lectured by Kisame.
jiima turned into the locker room to get changed.
Ani stood there. No doubt Kisame would come to her next.
Jiima quick pulled Ani into the locker room. "If he doesn't see you, he won't even remember! Just stay out of his way!"
"But, that would be unfair to Hidan." She said. "He's getting yelled at." She added.
jiima smirked. "Softy, softy! You only act tough, don't you?"
"I'm not a softy! I just think's it really unfair when both of us were rough housing." She said. "And i am too tough!" She added madly.
Jiima laughed. "Right, right." she pushed Ani out. "Good luck." she smirked as she walked off to her locker.
Kisame looked at Ani. "Finally. You two need to give me 50 laps around the pool." He said.
Hidan had already started his laps, and was on his 8th one.
Ani got in the pool and started. she wasn't very fast at laps.
Jiima finished changing and walked out. her hair was still a little wet. She waited outside the door, waiting for Ani. Not caring if she missed class.
Ani paused to catch her breath. Kisame had left by now. This was his free period, but he had a video camera watching them, so they couldn't leave early.
Hidan finished his 15th lap. "Dammit Ani, I blame you for this."
"Your the one who was caught off guard." Ani answered. she was n her 5 lap.
Hidan glared. "You were the same so you can't say s**t about nothin'!" he was already on his 20th lap. He was a faster swimmer than most people.
"I hate you!" She said. She was on her 10th lap.
"Whatever." Hidan groaned as he got out of the pool. He walked into the boy's locker room.
Ani sighed. She finished her 15th lap and rested a bit. "I now hate swimming." She panted.
Jiima looked at her watch and looked at Hidan as he came out. "Where's Ani?" she asked.
Hidan looked at her with annoyance. "Still swimming laps." he walked off to his next class.
Jiima looked down at her watch again and tapped her foot.
Ani was still resting. She just looked at the camera, stuck her tounge out , and got out of the pool.
Jiima reached in her backpack for the schedule... that wasn't there. She looked all around. "!!??"
Ani walked into the locker room and sighed. She was the only one there, and it made her feel a bit scared. She hadn't been alone for a long, long time.
Jiima walked in "ANI! I NEED TO SEE YOUR SCHEDULE!"
Ani looked at her. "Here." she said and dug in her bag and looked confused. "I don't have mine." she said.
Deidara smirked in the hall, he was holding two schedule's.
Jiima speed walked down the hall and snatched the schedules. She looked them over. "Who's is who's??"
Deidara snatched them back. "Neither are yours, un." He said. "Right Hidan, un?" He asked. Ani had followed her and sighed.
Jiima put her hands on her hips. "Then where's mine? It couldn't have just walked off!" She looked expectingly at everyone.
"Or it could have." Ani yawned. "Anyways, we can just go home then." She said. "See you boys later." she smirked. Deidara watched her go with his mouth open like they were stupid.
"Wait," Jiima looked at the clock. "It's already the end of the day??"
"No. But who cares? Most of our friends are teaching." she yawned again.
"A-Ani! I'm a goody goody and you know that! I just can't skip school!" she whined.
Hidan groaned. "Whatever. Just get out of my way." Apparently, he was walking home too.
"by you two!" Ani said and followed the religious man.
Jiima looked at one, then the other. "...???"
Deidara looked mad at this. "Hey, un! Don't make me go to the torture chamber called Art alone!" He said madly.
Jiima looked at Deidara. "I'm not leaving!"
"I know, un." He sighed.
Jiima looked at Ani and Hidan and nudged Deidara with her elboe. "You think they look like lovers?"
"Hell yeah, un." He said. Ani twitched.
"What did you say?" she asked turning to them.
Jiima stifled a giggle and blushed. "Nothing!!" she waved goodbye.
Ani sighed. "Whatever." She said.
Jiima sighed and slung her backpack over her shoulder. She started off to her next class, Art.
"I hate Danna's form of art, un." Deidara grumbled.
Jiima looked at Deidara. "Don't be sad!!" She pinched one of his cheeks and smiled. "We can get revenge!" She let go before skipping off to the class known as 'art'.
He rubbed his cheek. "How, un?" He asked.
Jiima stopped and looked over shoulder. "Eh? ... We could mess up his puppets!"
"Then we'll get Detention, un." He whined again.
Jiima sighed. "I guess I can't win. I'm going home." she let out another sigh before pushing open one of the hall doors.
Deidara watched her, blinking. "Wait for me, un!" He called after her and ran.
Jiima smiled. Knowing that would have happened. She turned back and waited.
Deidara caught up to her quickly.
Jiima closed the door behind her and started walking alongside Deidara. It was akward, so she felt mildly uncomfortable.
Deidara was just walking, feeling very comfortable.
Jiima twitched. "A-Ano... Do you think that we'll get in trouble at school tomorrow for ditching??" she said, trying to create some kind of conversation to break the akward silence.
"Yup, but we're wanted criminals, so who cares, un?" He asked.
jiima sighed. "True."
"See? I'm always right, un." He smirked.
"Yep." Jiima smiled.
Deidara just nodded.
Jiima twitched. There was the awkward silence! AGAIN! She turned red and 'gulped'. She slowly started inching away from Deidara, slowly, so he wouldn't notice.
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