here's the perfect way to get urself killed by our fav, Uchiha Itachi!!!! xd xd
1.Carry Along A Sasuke Plushy
2.Keep Repeating The Phrase ' You lack Hatred'
3.Disrupt his beauty sleep
4.Go Get some Sharingan Contacts and Eye him down all day, till he asks what
your doing and say im just acting like you
5.Ask him to explain his life story
6.ask him if he's done it with Kisame yet
7.steal his Speedos (oh come on you know he probably has a pair some where ^-^)
8.Ask him if he ever raped Sasuke
9.Ask him if he wants to join anger management
10.use the buddy system (aka Itachi Being your buddy)
11.Say that Sasuke is way more sexier then he'll ever be
12.Run around like a wild maniac
13.Run around like a wild maniac with Deidara
14.Ask him if he wants Hidan to pray for him
15.when your in a battle and he gets hurt walk up to him (it doesn’t even matter if he's about to kill some) and say 'Aww did wittle Itachi get a booboo?'--
16.--as soon as he slaps you for saying' that ask 'wiwl a kiss make it better?'
17.bug him to go to the mall with you and when he finally says yes, go to a clothes store and look at a pair of pants for about an hour, then go to the changing room stay their for about 20minutes come out and say 'these pants make me look way to fa--*stare at a shirt*LIKE OMFG what is that, that is so cute I have to get one of those' take another hour looking, and keep repeating till Itachi loses his cool
18.make him a happy breakfast! (you know with the pancake and the egg eyes with teh bacon smile and teh m'n'm nose)
19.while he is watching animal planet (or whatever the hell he watches)in the headquarters, get on 3-way with Kisame and Deidara (it could be anyone you like just sayin' who;' i'd talk with) and talk as loud as you possibly could. Then we he gets up switch the TV to Dr.Phil and tell Itachi he needs to sit his but down and watch a 'educational' program
 iGlomp-Monster · Tue May 29, 2007 @ 11:19pm · 1 Comments |
