Emiko Sone-Leone, in men's white sport shorts, a black gym top, and hair pulled back to a ponytail; she sure was beating the heat!
Stepping up to the open bar, she had to wait for few party-goers to get theirs, and while Emiko waited, her head scanned the area.
Unable to spot her Bewty Blue wife, yet she was able to see that Billie Eilish was one of the entertainment hires.
"Are you trash?" Came question from behind her! Turning round to see Jaden Smith looking straight at her! "Excuse me?"
Emiko's answer, was only Smith's cue to shoot his hook. "Cuz I wanna take you out."
The eye of the one-eyed lady, glazed over, as her brain was glazed in the stupidity that just shot in her ears.
Turning back around, ignoring this thirsty young man, who only stepped up beside her.. "You a parking ticket, cuz you have fiinnne, all over you!"
Exhaling a sigh, Emiko cut her eye away from little fame here, irritation slithering in and sending a message of quietly snubbing him!
"Are you papa bears porridge, because you're way too hot!" Again, Jaden throws his hook! Again, Emiko took no bite!
"Hey, Ee. Ee." Now short name calling her! A no smiling Emiko, slow turned her head, facing a smiling Jaden!
"Lost my library card, but I still wanna check you out." This broke her, cracking a smirk!
Before getting this second generation celeb, hopes up, she finally answered. "Do you even have one?" Emiko spoke in question to herself.
The boy getting excited, his lines got a reaction! "You work at a bank?"
Sending a look of skepticism on whether this was an actual question to converse picking her up or just another lame pick up line.
"What makes you think I do?" Inquired Emiko, hoping to find something bearable in engaging with him.
"Because you have my interest." Smith answered with a seductive look and in hands rubbing together, believing he just bagged her!
Relief spread across her face! Thank goodness! She was soon to be next up! Emiko only had to bear through however more cheesy lines!
"You from Tennessee?" Went another inspective question! "Only ten I see." Was her reply! Thousands of lines played, from her single days!
And now she was up! Finally! It was cringing mental torture! "Bloody Mary!" Emiko making her call for the drink! "Flaming Doctor Pepper!"
Jaden Smith standing beside Emiko, had just shared their order! "So, yo, what do you do?! How'd you get in?!" He asked in wait for their drinks!
Choosing to take this in stride, until her blue knight in shining armor swooped in to save her, or she may need to save herself..
"Listen! A chicken goes in a bar! Calls for a double shot vodka! Bartender says, 'Had a bad day?!' and chicken goes, 'I just wanna get plucked up!'"
With her joke told and Jaden laughing, Emiko could read the fakeness in it! She knew what he wanted!
Drinks served, Emiko took hers, immediately walking away! Smith getting his, followed! "You're funny!"
"You're not." She shot back, taking another straw sip. Smith was not happy to that criticism!
"You're not the best looking girl here! But that's ok! Beauty is only a light switch away, so let's get a room!"
Confused in all heck! Why was he so insistent with her? Did he think she'd be easy for lacking an eye? What she wore? It was a party! Emiko couldn't figure!
"Listen, Jaden. Don't know how you know my name, but I'm just not interested. Not in men."
Smith's face soured. "Oh, so you just gonna lie to my face?" Fired back, pride damaged!
"What?" Emiko figured she should've mentioned 'married', but something told her it wouldn't have stopped him!
"You were just mackin' on a dude down the hall!" Spoken accusingly, pointing a direction toward his proof of evidence!
Eye following the leading finger and Emiko went right on headed there! Incensed! She took another sip, that was longer and made a for a few gulps!
Meanwhile, behind her, Jaden Smith decided to throw back his drink in one shot! Lips and side of his face lit up! Fire setting off on his clothes and quickly spreading!
In screams, deaf to a mission set Emiko, Smith runs around in panic! Thankfully for him! A pool was right by and he desperately made use of it!
Stepping up to the open bar, she had to wait for few party-goers to get theirs, and while Emiko waited, her head scanned the area.
Unable to spot her Bewty Blue wife, yet she was able to see that Billie Eilish was one of the entertainment hires.
"Are you trash?" Came question from behind her! Turning round to see Jaden Smith looking straight at her! "Excuse me?"
Emiko's answer, was only Smith's cue to shoot his hook. "Cuz I wanna take you out."
The eye of the one-eyed lady, glazed over, as her brain was glazed in the stupidity that just shot in her ears.
Turning back around, ignoring this thirsty young man, who only stepped up beside her.. "You a parking ticket, cuz you have fiinnne, all over you!"
Exhaling a sigh, Emiko cut her eye away from little fame here, irritation slithering in and sending a message of quietly snubbing him!
"Are you papa bears porridge, because you're way too hot!" Again, Jaden throws his hook! Again, Emiko took no bite!
"Hey, Ee. Ee." Now short name calling her! A no smiling Emiko, slow turned her head, facing a smiling Jaden!
"Lost my library card, but I still wanna check you out." This broke her, cracking a smirk!
Before getting this second generation celeb, hopes up, she finally answered. "Do you even have one?" Emiko spoke in question to herself.
The boy getting excited, his lines got a reaction! "You work at a bank?"
Sending a look of skepticism on whether this was an actual question to converse picking her up or just another lame pick up line.
"What makes you think I do?" Inquired Emiko, hoping to find something bearable in engaging with him.
"Because you have my interest." Smith answered with a seductive look and in hands rubbing together, believing he just bagged her!
Relief spread across her face! Thank goodness! She was soon to be next up! Emiko only had to bear through however more cheesy lines!
"You from Tennessee?" Went another inspective question! "Only ten I see." Was her reply! Thousands of lines played, from her single days!
And now she was up! Finally! It was cringing mental torture! "Bloody Mary!" Emiko making her call for the drink! "Flaming Doctor Pepper!"
Jaden Smith standing beside Emiko, had just shared their order! "So, yo, what do you do?! How'd you get in?!" He asked in wait for their drinks!
Choosing to take this in stride, until her blue knight in shining armor swooped in to save her, or she may need to save herself..
"Listen! A chicken goes in a bar! Calls for a double shot vodka! Bartender says, 'Had a bad day?!' and chicken goes, 'I just wanna get plucked up!'"
With her joke told and Jaden laughing, Emiko could read the fakeness in it! She knew what he wanted!
Drinks served, Emiko took hers, immediately walking away! Smith getting his, followed! "You're funny!"
"You're not." She shot back, taking another straw sip. Smith was not happy to that criticism!
"You're not the best looking girl here! But that's ok! Beauty is only a light switch away, so let's get a room!"
Confused in all heck! Why was he so insistent with her? Did he think she'd be easy for lacking an eye? What she wore? It was a party! Emiko couldn't figure!
"Listen, Jaden. Don't know how you know my name, but I'm just not interested. Not in men."
Smith's face soured. "Oh, so you just gonna lie to my face?" Fired back, pride damaged!
"What?" Emiko figured she should've mentioned 'married', but something told her it wouldn't have stopped him!
"You were just mackin' on a dude down the hall!" Spoken accusingly, pointing a direction toward his proof of evidence!
Eye following the leading finger and Emiko went right on headed there! Incensed! She took another sip, that was longer and made a for a few gulps!
Meanwhile, behind her, Jaden Smith decided to throw back his drink in one shot! Lips and side of his face lit up! Fire setting off on his clothes and quickly spreading!
In screams, deaf to a mission set Emiko, Smith runs around in panic! Thankfully for him! A pool was right by and he desperately made use of it!
