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 Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:26 am
Quote: Akira_Yotaki Q: Who came first the chicken or the egg? A: Neither. God came first. my asnwer: the egg; why? because breakfast comes before lunch
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:13 am
Dorrynt Arguto Because his dealer was all out of LSD. Why do people get hung over? Cuz they don't know when to stop. Who invented fortune cookies?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 1:32 pm
Bad chinese cooks who accidentally dropped the recipe into the cookie batter.
Who created automatic doors?
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:46 pm
A:Aliens!! That's other world technology!!!
Q:Why am I so poor? crying
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Libidinal Catharsis rolled 12 12-sided dice:
9, 9, 3, 10, 10, 12, 6, 4, 6, 8, 5, 4
Total: 86 (12-144)
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:17 am
A: because you fail at life
B: why is chex mix so good?
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:04 pm
Q: Why is chex mix so good?
A: because you can eat it
Q: why is it when you close your eyes you see fuzzy lights???
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 12:37 pm
A: Because you're on drugs
Q: Why do I make such a secksy pirate?
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 1:23 pm
Q: Why do I make such a secksy pirate?
A: Cuz you can
Q:Why isn't the sky purple?
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 11:12 pm
A: Because it's blue
Q: why does the guitar make such beautiful music?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:25 am
Q:why does the quitar make such beautiful music?
A: because i can't play it
Q: Why is tin foil shiny?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:42 am
A: So I can see my beautiful face in it.
Q: Why is my eyesight so bad?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:26 am
A: because you lost your eyesight staring at tinfoil
Q: why can't you breath in space?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:00 am
A: Because there's no oxygen
Q: Who is John Galt?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:45 pm
A: Some dude that only his mom knows
Q:Why are the 80's the worst decade ever?
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 2:35 pm
A: because gaia wasn't around
Q: why can't i whistle?
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