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 Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:39 am
A: It would be a ninja with a gun
Q: How much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:32 am
A. It would chuck a chunk of cherry wood if it had a chunk of cherry wood to chuck.
Q. "As destructive as a bull in a china shop" Why would a bull be in a china shop?
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:21 am
A: Because it loves antique plates, DUHH
Q: "She sells sea shells on the sea shore," WHO IS SHE?
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:48 am
A. UR MOM!
Q. What would one call "Hot Chocolate" if it wasn't hot?
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:40 am
Hershey Bars!!
Why do people say UHH.. UR MOM!?
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:45 pm
A: Cause they like watching your mom
Q: In the nursery rhyme, why is a cow jumping over the moon?
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:10 pm
A. Because A cat was fiddling.
Q. Why do people text so much?
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:57 pm
((seriously, i cant think of any questions that dont have to do with physics or kids stories/tv shows))
A: because a text addiction is like a drug addiction, if they dont keep doing it, they go through withdrawls
Q: How does the cat fiddle?
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:07 pm
A. Like Humans And they only do it when humans are not looking.
Q. Why Can't the school I go to start at 10:30?
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:41 pm
A: because the principal of the school hates you
Q: why haven't i seen the gift ninjas the whole time i've been in this guild?
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:28 pm
A. Because no one like u.
Q. Why do people do cyber sex?
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:40 pm
A: because they are really horny and typing turns them on
Q: Why aren't there any dragons in really life
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:53 pm
A. There are, but they are all agoraphobics (afraid of leaving their safe homes and afraid of crowds) so they stay in their caves all day.
Q. Why do stars only come out at night?
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:53 pm
A: because they are too busy hiding behind the sun during the day
Q: Why can't I get my sister to let me play her DS?
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