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 Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:01 am
A. Because if they didn't, the people in the exercise and diet business would be out of a job and have to live on the streets!
Q. Why do girls hate their school pictures, but guys don't seem to care?
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:30 pm
A. Because girls have a certain vision where they always look ugly when they don't and guys well guys they just don't care.
Q. Why do parents spy on your stuff all the time?
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:47 pm
A: Because they're part of the organisation called Spy Parents and they're on a mission to find all these different parts in every kid's room so they can build a big laser to stop Doctor X.
Q: Why are iPods called iPods when they're not pods for your eyes?
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:12 pm
A. Because "music-device-with-bits-that-go-in-your-ears-so-you-can-hear" sounds lame...
Q. What would cell phones be called if they got even smaller?
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:15 pm
A. Chromosome Phone
Q. Why do we have to buy songs off the internet can't they all just be free?
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:25 pm
A. They can be free, but that would be stealing and that would be *air quotes* "Unethical..."
Q. What's the speed of dark?
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:46 pm
A. Batman
Q. Why do care about the Super Bowl so much?
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:29 pm
A. Because if they didn't, people would have to spend their time... talking to each other! *shudders*
Q. Why are things that taste bad good for you, and things that taste good bad for you?
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:52 pm
A. Because If for instance vegetable were like candy then all of earth vegitation would die.
Q. What would happen if Stephanie Meyer made andother Twilight book and Edward Died?
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:23 pm
A. All of his fangirls would come after her and burn her house down... DUH!
Q. Why can't there be snow that's not cold?
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:43 pm
A. There is sometimes but it's yellow xp
Q. Why can't everything just be a penny?
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:41 am
A: because if everything was just a penny, then there would be a universe, just a giant penny floating in space
Q: Why does my brother piss me off?
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:10 pm
A. That's in all brothers' job descriptions!
Q. Why do people get mad when there are too many people bugging them, but go completely insane if left alone too long?
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:27 pm
Because the opposite wouldn't be as annoying!
Where do ninjas keep their philly cheese steaks?
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:16 pm
A. In their kunai-and-philly-cheese-steak holders.
Q. If a ninja and a pirate had a kid, what kind of profession would it have?
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