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 Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 8:07 pm
A r y k o n a 1Rock_Lee_Fanatic A. None. It would roundhouse kick it all. Q. If a man shouts in the forest and a woman isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong? Duh! XD Q= Why do bananas go well with peanut-butter? A: cuz wat else would it go with, huh? jelly?! Q: Why doesnt a brown cow make chocolate milk?
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:39 am
emeraldpuppy9 A r y k o n a 1Rock_Lee_Fanatic A. None. It would roundhouse kick it all. Q. If a man shouts in the forest and a woman isn't there to hear him, is he still wrong? Duh! XD Q= Why do bananas go well with peanut-butter? A: cuz wat else would it go with, huh? jelly?! Q: Why doesnt a brown cow make chocolate milk? A= They make coffee. Q= Why don't men wear nail polish?
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:42 am
A. Because they are overly afraid of chipping it.
Q. If babies supposedly come from storks, where do baby storks come from?
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:40 pm
A= *insert creationism* They just poof.
Q= Why do raccoons hate lipstick?
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:52 pm
Cause it looks horrible on them.
Whats the meaning of life?
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Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:26 pm
A. If you're alive... you should know...
Q. How can my nose run if it doesn't have feet?
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Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 3:00 pm
A. It has an engine.
Q. When will my dreams come true?
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 7:53 am
A. When "Yo mamma" jokes are banned for the entire world.
Q. How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 4:14 pm
Q. Cause God said so.
A. Why does Boredom exist?
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 5:47 pm
A. Because Excitement, due to labor laws, needed a break.
Q. If cats have nine live, why don't humans?
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:17 pm
A. Because they are so adorabe they deserve it.
Q. Why are dogs just Man's best friend?
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:23 pm
A. They aren't. The TV remote is man's best friend!
Q. If incarnation was real, why would people kill animals, considering they might have been people in past lives?
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:42 pm
A. Cause people who were reincarnated were bad.
Q. Why do people procrastinate all the time.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:13 pm
A. I'll tell you later...
Q. Why do dogs lose their puppy breath as they grown up?
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:00 pm
A. Because they run out on all the puppy breath mints.
Q. Why can't people eat whatever they want without gaining weight?
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