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 Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 6:49 am
because you walk around with a target on your head
why do cats meow at 12pm
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 11:07 am
They meow because they don't have a compass!
Next question: Banana?
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Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:19 pm
A: No, Mangoes
Q: Why do people commit suicide?
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:06 am
A:to see pudding in heaven
Q:why did the chicken cross the road
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:34 pm
Q:why did the chicken cross the road
A: The chicken never crossed the road. We HEARD it did, but there's no empirical evidence.
Q: Why is the Pink Panther pink?
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:03 pm
Nibelungenlied Q:why did the chicken cross the road A: The chicken never crossed the road. We HEARD it did, but there's no empirical evidence. Q: Why is the Pink Panther pink? A. He was albino... He took a long bubble bath with red socks on. Q. Why do doves cry?
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Professional Conversationalist
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:54 am
q why do doves cry
a cause they die
Q: HOw does the human reproduce?
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 7:34 am
Yumana q why do doves cry a cause they die Q: HOw does the human reproduce? A:By having sex o.O Q:Why the prices of things in the MP are rising up?
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:10 am
because george bush is president
Q:why do breakfast burritos taste like the lunch from the same place u ate it at
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:57 pm
A: because they make all of their food out of dust bunnies and all dustbunnies taste the same
Q: why is llama spelled with 2 Ls?
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:19 pm
Q:Why is llama spelled with 2 l's?
A:Because god made a typo on his "list"
Q biggrin o jeely fish have butts?
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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:13 am
Q Do Jelly fish have butt?
A Only after they're done with the rest of the cigarette.
Q Whatever happened to the Pilsbury Doughboy?
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:15 am
Q Whatever happened to the Pilsbury Doughboy?
I flew over a building full of manga people and him.
Q: How do people fly?
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Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:54 pm
Q: How do people fly?
By shoving a rocket up their asses.
Q: Why does a nose itch?
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:52 pm
Q: Why does a nose itch?
A: The butt you put your nose in had clorox in it.
Q:Whats the cost of virginity?
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