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 Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:38 pm
King_JoJo A:IN THA TREE! Q:Why Do Super Heros Where Tights? A: Their jeans chafe in the wind. Q: How long is a piece of string?
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:41 pm
A. That long. *holds her hands out*
Q. If the wind is at your back, why are you holding the dandelions?
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:40 pm
A. Because I am pretty.*murdered*
Q. If a tree falls in the forest and hits me, will anyone care?
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:01 pm
Jiraku A. Because I am pretty.*murdered* Q. If a tree falls in the forest and hits me, will anyone care? A. No. Q. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 9:23 pm
A. As much wood as a woodchuck cares to chuck. *chuckles*
Q. If the sky is blue, why is the grass green?
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:35 am
marabright A. As much wood as a woodchuck cares to chuck. *chuckles* Q. If the sky is blue, why is the grass green? A: The same reason water is wet. Q: Who sells the sea shells on the sea shore, 'cause the shells that she sells are sea shells for sure!
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:22 am
A:George
Q:What is the meaning of cheese?
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:32 am
A. raw milk/(rennet+salt)+time
Q. If plants are alive, why can't they talk?
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:17 am
A. ....devils control the plants.... twisted there not alive.....
Q. why do we grow in size at random times?
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:59 am
Cause hos work all hours of the night. xd
How can you tell if what you're seeing at night is black if you can't even see your hands in front of you?
Hey you asked for a stupid question... I can make them worse if they're not dumb enough. xp
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:52 pm
So Lost Without You Cause hos work all hours of the night. xd How can you tell if what you're seeing at night is black if you can't even see your hands in front of you? Hey you asked for a stupid question... I can make them worse if they're not dumb enough. xp beacuse actually seeing is for loozers... cut out your eyes( or see raiden naked) and bump around.. its much more fun. where is waldo?
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:58 pm
A. Right there.
Q. If we park on a driveway, why do we drive on a parkway?
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Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:19 am
marabright A. Right there. Q. If we park on a driveway, why do we drive on a parkway? A: The monkeys make us do it Q: Which cup is the penny under?!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:41 pm
5 Card Trick marabright A. Right there. Q. If we park on a driveway, why do we drive on a parkway? A: The monkeys make us do it Q: Which cup is the penny under?!!!!! A. The "right" one! Q. Why is Inuyasha's clothing so puffy? rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:20 pm
animegoddess49 A. The "right" one! Q. Why is Inuyasha's clothing so puffy? rolleyes A: It's like a chef's hat. Built in air conditioning. B: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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