• If I was God my first decree is you need to buy stuff in threes
    If I was God you'd need to play video games ev'ry Sunday
    If I was God, to worship me, you'd need to plant a maple tree
    If I was God the word obese would be replaced with malerise
    If I was God then I'd be killed because God said "Thou shalt not worship false idols."
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