• There is no "ctrl" button on my computer, because I'm always in control.
    They pay me 99 cents, every time I listen to a song.
    Before Boogeyman sleeps at night, he always check his closet for me.
    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with me.
    I can run so fast, I can run around the world and punch myself at the back of my head.
    My house has no doors, only walls I walk through.
    I do not sleep, I just wait.

    I am Tough, I am...

    Chuck Norris