• The 20th Century

    Ingredients:
    A couple of mad scientists
    A truckload of industrialization
    A pocket full of space missions
    2 world wars
    2 Wright brothers
    1 Henry Ford
    Some Computerization
    A heap of “Rock and Roll” bands
    A lot of Television shows
    Violent video games
    A little bit of “flower power”
    One crazy, schizophrenic, murdering German
    1 Internet

    Directions:
    In a large bowl add a truckload of industrialization, add in 2 Wright brothers and 1 Henry Ford and let sit until you see cars and airplanes, then mix in the 1st world war and a couple of mad scientists and let sit until atomic bombs rise up. Mix in the crazy, schizophrenic, murdering German and the 2nd world war and let sit until the German is no longer visible, then add in a pocket full of space missions, a lot of television shows, and a heap of "Rock and Roll” bands and a little bit of “flower power”. Heat to boiling until you can hear Black Sabbath, reduce heat and whisk in some computerization, the Violent Video games and 1 internet and let simmer until the letters Y2K appear. When this happens you’ll have The 20th Century.