• And if your heart stops beating
    I'll be here wondering
    Did you get what you deserve?
    The ending of your life

    And if you get to Heaven
    I'll be here waiting babe
    Did you get what you deserve?
    The end, and if your life won't wait,
    Then your heart can't take this

    Have you heard the news that you're dead?
    No one ever had much nice to say
    I think they never liked you anyway
    Oh take me from the hospital bed
    Wouldn't it be grand?
    It ain't exactly what you planned
    And wouldn't it be great if
    We were dead.
    Oh dead.

    Tongue-tied and oh-so squeamish
    You never fell in love
    Did you get what you deserve?
    The ending of your life

    And if you get to Heaven
    I'll be here waiting babe
    Did you get what you deserve?
    The end and if your life won't wait
    Then your heart can't take this

    Have you heard the news that you're dead?
    No one ever had much nice to say
    I think they never liked you anyway
    Oh take me from the hospital bed
    Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand
    And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

    And in my honest observation
    During this operation
    Found a complication
    In your heart, so long
    'Cause now you've got
    Maybe just two weeks to live
    I said, "Is that the most the both of you can give