• (Speaking)

    YouTube is my life.
    There's too much positivity on this site. Someone has got to balance things out. I know, I'll write a negative comment!

    You, sir, have a tenuous grasp on the rules of dramaturgy. No, too irvane. Almost contructive.

    Your video is gay. So you must also be gay. Because, you made a gay video. And only a gay person would make a gay video. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, that's alright with me-NO. I just don't have the bigot mindset.

    Next time you're walking down the street, I hope you get run over by cancer. Too surreal.

    What would you say, Shakespeare? Nothing, huh? How about you, Sigmond Froyd, you were a crazy, sick b*****d. Anything? Salvador Dolly? Napolean? Jesus, you guys..

    I need something simple, something to the point. You, you.. you.. you.. suck. You suck! Plain, simple, doesn't take too long to write. I could post that on 100 videos by the end of the day.

    (typing) You suck.


    (Singing)

    You suck at making movies, you pathetic geek. Your premise is shaky, your outlook is bleak. There isn't a too painful way for your life to end. You really need a girlfriend.

    YouTube is my life YouTube is my life
    YouTube is my life. YouTube, YouTube is my life.

    You should quit now, you talentless HACK. I want those three minutes you stole from me back. Noone really likes you here, so let's not pretend. You really need a girlfriend.

    You crave attention, you some kind of ho. I'm not sure self-promotion is what YouTube is for. I think I've got the remedy for your life to mend. You really need a girlfriend.

    You suck. x5

    It's so exhausting being a hater. I put off my other tasks till later... No work no sex, not even bathing.. It's a full time job just misbehaving. Ahh-haa-haa-ho-haa!