• 1. there was a blind man he went into an all womens bar. he says to the bartender '' wana hear a blonde joke''. the bartender goes ''do u think thats a good idea. im a blonde in karati. the lady on ur left is a blonde body builder. the lady on ur right is a blonde kung fu master. the lady at the juke box is a blonde wrestler. and the lady nxt to her is a blonde weight lifter. now would u like to tell that joke'' the man gos '' nah i wouldnt want to repeat it 5 times''

    2. there was three girls who were wanted a brunette a red head and a blonde they each hid in a tree.the sheriff pointed the flashlight in the first tree where the brunette was and said ''is anyone up there" the brunette gos "hoot hoot''
    the sheriff says "must jst be an owl". he pointed the flashlight inthe second tree where the red head was. he said "is anyne up there. the red head says "tweet tweet". the sheriff says must jst b a bird. he gos to the last tree where the blonde was and poined the light and said "is anyone up there" the blonde gos "mooooooo" exclaim